KC and DC pregame the podcast with finding funny headlines. That quickly turns into chauvinism, atheism and philosophism.

This week:

15:00 - KC opens...kinda. Then reviews DC's newly buzzed head.

17:00 - The guys lay out some protocols.

19:40 - Pineapple for the win!!!

21:00 - How to gain fame and fortune listening to KC/DC: East Vs. West

25:00 - Give KC a sekmint, guys.

25:45 - Give DC a redo, guys.

27:45 - DC brainstorms revenge ideas for KC the demon barber of podcastville.

28:55 - DC reclaims the throne and goes directly to the motherland to lose his V-card.

53:15 - Sports sighting on the sports podcast.

1:05:00 - DC expounds upon his rule breakage and the snitches awaiting stitches.

1:13:15 - Did DC say his kids’ names?...Beep that.

1:14:00 - DC fails to count to 5 but gets all 5 praises sung somehow.

1:19:55- Pup Tank's Silicone Balls, Forest Fires, Genderless Flowers, Time Travel ID tags and Suing for Cookies.

1:37:45- www.patreon.com/kcdcevw

Having utterly crushed, the guys close out the show, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen.

DC talks late night score-keeping and midget scaring in the dark.

This week:

4:30- KC opens the show and DC talk shit haircuts right off the bat

16:00 - Work perks

20:30 - Solving the mystery of the Razor

26:00 - Savoring the bathroom time as sacred

28:00 - KC proving to DC that reading is for suckers

31:30 - Books with class kites with glass

42:00 - How old is that kid? 60?

47:30 - Think, idiot! It's Nascar time!

56:15 - www.kcdcevw.com and other plugs!

58:30 - East Coast to West Coast News!!!

1:16:30 - Getting sauced for vital interactions

1:20:45 - Getting high with giraffes

1:27:00 - Singing the praises of our Dear Leaders

1:31:00 - DC drank himself from a book tour victim into a mistaken identity polyamorous rape victim

1:38:00 - UFC DUIs and Chinese women crashing vehicles they are even driving!

Having accomplished all the craziness they set out to, the guys close out the show, as always, like Goddam Gentlemen!

In true winning fashion, with not a 1 - not a 2 - but a 3 point margin of victory, KC opens the show, champion of October between the guys.

This week:

2:00- The Red Sox really let DC ...and the entire west side down

13:15- KC defends his fandom

15:00- Abandoning children in the rainy Rocky Mountains

26:00- KC fights a box

33:45- DCs ex-lover the Utah Jazz - 3 kids ruin Miss Cahail

35:15- STFU DC!

41:45- She-Men woman beaters

45:00- SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

49:30- Fuck your sneezes

52:15- Singing the praises of the Dear Leaders

53:45- PUP List tomfoolery

56:45- Closing Game 2

58:45- Bringing the night home - Don't Fuck Up!

1:05:00- My Dads buddy Herb

1:10:30- News outta China

1:13:00- Getting verklempt

1:18:30- Jaguars are thirsty beasts

1:20:45- DCs Voicemail read is straight pocket spaghetti

Once things are firmly in hand and time is firmly in the A.M. the guys close up shop and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!

KC has a racing story for DC about Danica Patrick and DC has a loud mouthful of Subway for all of the listeners.

This Week:

(6:30) DC reclaims the throne...which resembles a camping chair.

(7:00) KC ACTUALLY won the week...in life.

(12:00) Don't say “overtime”!!!

(16:15) This moment of silence is proudly brought to by P-H-I-L-A-N-T-H-R-O-P-Y.

(19:45) Family pictures = DC rasslin’ toddlers into midget sweaters.

(26:30) Don't you ever say another man's wife's name on his own podcast, son!

(27:15) Breaking down the World Season

(31:15) www.kcdcevw.com www.patreon.com/kcdcevw

(34:00) The time is ripe for KC to shit on DC's new pilgrim look

(47:45) Much ado about literally nothing #metoo

(51:45) DC can pass for many a derpy NFL Quarterback for Halloween

(55:30) KC get your gun

(1:00:00) KC and DC read the news!

(1:10:30) The Dear Leaders get their praises sung, loudly

(1:14:00) DC's Russian Roulette “The other one where he almost died.”

(1:24:30) 5-dollar victories and 1-bal1-trampolines

The guys shut down shop like Grayson shut down DC's replicator factory, doing so as always like Goddamn Gentlemen!

KC opens the show to some good old fashioned playing card porn and DC reveals his ASMR weirdness.

This week:

4:00 - KC and DC get right down to the breaking of the tie between them.

9:00 - The people have spoken! Add the weird kid.

18:30 - KC’s rolling, high-RPM time bomb.

21:00 - The guys’ ramshackle footwear affair.

23:00 - “Gray! Pick a new word!”

28:00 - KC the scarecrow.

33:00 - DC's dumbest costumes.

36:00 - Who gets third?!

40:15 - O-o-o F-f-f L-l-l!!!

49:15 - Sing those Dear Leaders’ praises!

53:45 - Snail recognize real, Tony the Furry and Zombie Lawrence Taylor.

1:07:00 - DC reads to himself from 6 years ago about terrible woman driving.

The guys plugs the plugs and close the show, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!

KC makes his mark on Season 2 show openings in Week 11!!! A true hero and critic of social media morons.

This week:

(5:00) The guys shit on Facebook

(11:00) A segment that's hot...or not

(12:45) Breaking down the UFC break down

(25:20) Like a little less latency

(33:30) Dumb and Dumber list their all time favorite comedies

(44:00) DC talks police state, womanly misperceptions and throwing kids out the window

(47:00) Sitting on a journal of lies and getting molested

(56:30) Banksy the million dollar troll, Arkansas fire incident “officially” NOT the Devil and an old man escapes being killed by a barstool a horse kicked at him...in the bar

(1:07:00) A very classy broad leaves a voicemail for KC

(1:08:30) Dear Leaders praises are sung and dealt with

(1:15:00) KC navig8s his island of misfit friend requests

(1:27:00) DC gets shut the fuck up while KC paints a horrid self portrait

(1:33:00) Alcoholic campaign ads and that time KC drank an elevator into dizzy bat

The guys plug all the plugs and close out the show, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!

The guys start out in Russian elevators and janky murder hallways.

This week:

(8:45) DC reminisces the Lefty League glory days.

(9:45) KC gets bad life advice.

(15:00) Car issues or Mother Nature the bigger bitch?

(26:00) Unveining of the trophies.

(34:15) A fight between a circus bear and a drunk Irish redundancy is mentioned and immediately derailed.

(39:30) DC lays out the new Patreon tiers.

(41:00) KC rerails the convo to Khabib/Conor.

(58:00) More shilling into the long shot bets.

(1:16:00) Nascar doin’ more than left turns.

(1:30:00) Christmas is coming...DC is getting fat.

(1:32:00) Dear Leaders have their praises sung.

(1:33:00) KC/DC: Attorneys at LOL.

(1:36:45) DC goes to court.

The guys close up shop as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!

Fate delivers another DC opening in bittersweet fashion.

This week:

(2:15) Applicable Dad sayings and KC wishes for strippers.

(3:15) DC's 49er fanhood is appropriately Nor-Cal Zen.

(12:00) Pogs in your JNCOs.

(18:00) Staying the Hollister outta the mall.

(29:30) ‘Watching’ a podcast.

(31:00) Drive an hour, hang for two… minutes.

(34:00) Sound the cancer-free alarm!

(36:20) Toddlered!

(45:00) Rage-quitting life.

(1:06:50) Praises of the Dear Leaders

(1:08:00) Sliding into them DMs!

(1:13:00) Tinder social profiling.

(1:18:00) DC's Russian Roulette

The guys close up shop as they always do - like Goddamn Gentlemen.

DC reluctantly opens yet another week of KC/DC: East Vs. West while KC reluctantly watches his New York Giants attempt the game of football.

This week:

1:20 - KC laments his picking luck.

5:45 - Seasons come and seasons go. Get on that tarp.

8:00 - KC gives strangers a lyft.

11:30 - Rage-quitting at halftime and lil’ KC tries to jump out the window.

21:45 - Reaching the point of no return.

26:45 - DC leaves Honda hangin’.

30:00 - DC's Russian Roulette!!!

37:45 - KC gets a bad armchair lesson in Herpetological Ectothermology.

39:00 - Playing scrambled golf.

57:20 - Singing the Praises of the Dear Leaders in western style.

1:01:25 - Harassing Pete the Pizza Maker and robot prank calls.

1:07:45 - KC/DC: Being dicks for Jesus.

1:16:15 - The guys plug the links, await the pizza and close out the show, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!

The cold opening is DC (with an actual cold) and KC catching up on the hot BS now that DC is back in studio.

DC continues the trend and opens the show with some words of rebuttal for last week's sandbagging.

This week:

6:00 - The guys lay out the tiebreak possibly and protocol.

7:40 - KC and DC go to church.

28:45 - KC still hates the Giants.

36:00 - DC pretends to know NFL stuff and changes the subject quickly to College Football.

41:00 - Aaron Rodgers dies while KC talks work stuff.

56:30 - Pee and plugs!

58:00 - DC's RUSSIAN ROULETTE and the craziest 10 minutes of his entire life.

1:05:00 - Technology is sometimes hard for KC.

1:08:00 - What started as forklift failures turned slowly to podcasting failure.

1:15:00 - The singing of the Dear Leaders’ praises hits close to home.

1:17:50 - Signing off gets Biblically shitty.