DC opens the show from….ORLANDOOOO. Three straight. August done. Go time.

0:00: DC is in Florida, thanks Spirit Airlines!

6:00: ….DC played Bay Hill? Really?

10:00: KC finally wins something

21:00: Dear Leaders (and monthly winner) are praised

24:30: Shut up, Russia time. It’s getting cold in here..

37:00: DC lotions up and leaves the show

39:00: Dayman is here! He hates DC’s chair

40:30: Assessing penalties in beer league hockey

44:00: Disney World & the Yankees vs Red Sox

50:00: Please don’t drown, kids!

53:00: KC & Dayman read your funny answers

1:06:00: Dayman buries DC in his own studio

1:10:00: DC 2.0 is here! He also hates DC’s chair

1:12:00: Brothers Calhoun go around the NFL making predictions and dismissing boring teams. Then they close the show, like goddamn pale gentlemen.

DC claims week 5 opening rights with a decisive victory against KC but also sweats a three-way-tie for the week win that must be decided on the show.

This week:

KC takes the pick wheel (1:30)

No chemo!!! (3:00)

A poor man's Jennifer Lawrence (9:00)

Tiebreaker is laid out (16:30)

Pizza mysteries (21:00)

Tender Tinder voicemails (26:00)

DC's RUSSIAN ROULETTE (29:45)

Pee! (46:45)

Eh, Ron said this is fine. (1:00:00)

DC strikes an argument about balls (1:06:15)

Cyrano de Dinklage (1:09:00)

Sports rages (1:11:00)

Tiger and the Phil (1:28:00)

Picking a winner in the Haze-man (1:38:00)

DC laments his grocery bill and the guys close up shop, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen

DC is blindsided with his own out-of-context words of inclusion.

This week:

KC had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week (1:30)

DC gets slapped by his grandmother (5:20)

Tact-level Zero (9:00)

Sneaky Priests (22:45)

Make your picks, *bleep*! (33:45)

Tinder swipes left on DC (35:30)

Uh oh, when did I drink last? (47:45)

College kid creepers/capers (1:05:20)

DC’s Russian Roulette (1:15:55)

KC’s 21st birthday un-fun (1:28:30)

DumbassCoworker Voicemail (1:42:15)

The guys close up shop and wrap up the show, as always, like Goddamn Trans-gentlemen

DC tiredly and incorrectly introes Week 3 and the boys get right down to it.

This week:

A new season feature is born - The Poker Hand of Fate to Vanquish All Ties (the name is still in progress) (1:20)

DC hates knowing the weather (8:00)

Beer League Hockey (12:20)

Schacht’ing around (16:45)

Black sheeps and no-hook fishing (20:00)

More tinder hijynx (24:00)

El Tigre (35:30)

Rookie talk (41:30)

Dick talk (49:30)

The praises of the Dear Leaders are sung (50:45)

You know the shill (55:15)

Conspira-shit theories (1:00:00)

Killer documentaries (1:09:00)

Muppets are puppets, bro (1:21:00)

College humor (1:24:30)

Kissing kids (1:41:00)

Having done all they were going to do, the guys close out the show as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen

Winning again by the slimmest of margins, DC opens the show and the guys give everyone a quick rundown.

This week:

DC quizzes KC’s “Tinder" prowess (5:15)

Shameless hand-outstretching (15:40)

A battle of drunk nations - Ireland and Russia (17:30)

Fair-y beasts (24:40)

Johnny INT (30:15)

Killing the walk-out music (32:20)

DC’s Russian Roulette (39:20)

Backstabbers (52:45)

Trimming the fat…countries (55:00)

CONSPIRACY THEORIES (57:30)

Yanks/Sox killin us (1:11:45)

Screwed by the phone companies (1:13:20)

Jail-baiting floozies (1:20:30)

Live Tinder match analysis (1:25:20)

Dear Leader is shouted out (1:34:00)

Fins-fanmail puts KC on blast (1:36:00)

The guys close out the show as always like Goddamn Gospodi!

DC, a.k.a. KC/DC EvW Season 1 Champion, came storming into season 2 equipped with his very own championship “trophy" - while KC happily wiped the slate clear.

On this episode:

* The guys got animated over Disney hotties. (11:10)

* The glory that is community theater has its praises sung and overacted. (19:10)

* The new format throws wrenches into golf picks. (26:30)

* Nothin’ like a good ole’ fist fight on the 19th green. (31:50)

* AL, AR, IA, KY, MS, MO, ND, SC, SD and WV are reassigned their camps. (33:45)

* Getting tender on Tinder. (43:00)

* Delving into the joys of yelling at your kids, I mean fatherhood. (1:15:00)

* Don’t leave me hangin’, clown! (1:21:30)

* Plugs are plugged and the guys close out the only way they know how, like Goddamn Gentlemen.

DC’s Science Corner (0:00)

Lemme in! Lemme in! (2:00)

Pittsburgh vs Mormon Lingo (7:30)

Daddy DC De-Shits His Sons Pants (24:40)

Telemarketer Strategy & KC sells dog Insurance (26:55)

Mr. Bacon’s Bacon Flavored Toothpaste (32:25)

Morning After Concussions (33:10)

Are you sure this is your number? (37:50)

DC goes one on one with Kyle Korver (42:40)

“Fuck The Stars” (47:12)

Mr. John Von Bojangles Steed Factory (48:18)

DC tells a BYU-Utah story and for no reason brings up Matt Dodge like a jerk (48:48)

Diving into DC’s Mormon life (51:38)

AIDS cats (1:04:35)

Sucker vs Lollipop (1:05:32)

A stranger at the gas station (1:06:18)

Grayson Spittin’ Game at the Game (1:14:38)  

The “twit game” and KC getting torched (1:16:38)

DC gets shot at by Russian penis guy and meets someone with an axe (1:19:38)

KC & DC enter the Hall of Fame (1:22:08)

Slide to the left. Clop! (1:26:08)

Yadier Molina’s Ball Sack (1:28:58)

What about Bob?! (1:31:18)

Futtsle ...or Futsal… who cares? (1:33:38)

KC’s yearbook greatness (1:34:38)

Team sponsored spousal abuse (1:36:38)

More trees than people and stop calling me gay (1:43:18)

Breakin the law (1:45:38)

Mens vs women's haircuts (1:55:08)

First dates from hell (1:59:08)

Bob recap and Penske decap-itation (2:07:08)

The groom shits the bed (2:13:58)

Stripper Stories (2:21:38)

Detective DC (2:26:08)

KC Hates Soccer (2:28:18)

Local Utah Man Very Sorry (2:28:38)

Where’d this come from? (2:31:38

Questionable Stuffed Animals (2:34:38)

KC and DC enter the studio for the last time before kicking off Season 2, equipped with tales of drinking piss, banishment to darkness and C’s in choir class.

On the best of:

DC calls his shot and explains the follow through (30:00)

DC is ‘not okay’ that his president ‘can’t read’ (32:45)

KC clutch with that paper triangle jackassery (34:00)

What could DC have possibly said that was so terrible? (35:00)

A gentleman's game of junk drawer poker (36:00)

Is Pete dead?! (37:15)

KC Kentucky hatred (38:50)

DC laments adulthood (48:00)

DC’s hell day (51:00)

We grotto get rid of Heff’s mansion (54:30)

Thieves and other lefties called out (56:15)

N’SYNC vs Back Street Boys (56:45)

DC’s grand-opening (59:00)

Lefty abominations (1:01:00)

Nerd-fluid assholery (1:03:30)

KC hates America (1:07:00)

Being “that guy" on the golf course (1:10:30)

Swipe left all day for emojis (1:13:50)

Fan vote hate (1:17:45)

Why did you get me this?! (1:18:45)

DC’s holiday heaving hijynx (1:23:50)

Mike B is disgruntled (1:29:15)

Fat Mexican sunset (1:29:50)

DC watched Clarissa Explains it All (1:33:45)

Bandy is reery dandy (1:35)

Witnessing great… stupidity (1:40:35)

To be continued...

KC & DC enter the studio to try and explain away the next hour for those who give up or succumb to *douche chills.

*Trigger Warning - This episode may cause severe douche chills and/or trigger an equestriaphobic fit.

Like a baby taking its first step...down a flight of stairs (16:00)

Gold mining in the shit pile (19:00)

Giving ‘KC and DC’ tasks their future selves won’t do. (21:00)

DC pulls the “Franchise Player" card at work. (22:20)

“Rubby Noises” (24:05)

Put them in coach. (24:25)

2018 Browns Starter roulette & Kentucky Derby goading. (26:40)

KC’s “Non-Equestrian-Inclined-Gallop-Hate” rant from The Calhoun Show (29:50)

Shut up so we can get obscurely foreign. (31:30)

Clean women and a pile of hay. (38:30)

KC pins the tail on the Derby. (47:00)

State Division lines are drawn and so are the hosts’ potential lines. (49:00)

Practicing sticking the landing. (51:30)

Vegas Expansion (with sound effects!) (53:30)

Intros, Intros, & KC excuses (1:01:00)

Find the Adam's Apple - I mean women's hammer throw and discus. (1:04:30)

Venus joins Brucelynn Jenner’s “He-Manly Women Vehicular Manslaughterer’s Club.” (1:06:00)

Snooker is Awful & DC’s Kid Pops Tomorrow (1:07:15)

State Shit Talk (1:11:00)

Sports Evolution (1:12:00)

Isle of Wight a.k.a “Isle of Token” (1:16:00)

DC welcomes one and all to the KC/DC: East Vs. West Season 1 Finale and 50th episode!

This week:

KC and DC go over the game plan for the next 2 weeks’ episodes (2:00)

DC laments still being on the hook for the year-end championship win (7:30)

DC stops KC in his tracks to apologize to his fans a la Tim Tebow (9:45)

KC stops DC in his tracks to complain about his rants (11:20)

Once DC is entirely missing his wife’s bitching, the guys move into World Cup soccer (13:55)

The guys look back at some of the gemest comments (16:00)

DC can't help but look at the scoreboard (20:35)

Traitors!!! (21:00)

More favorite comments (24:15)

The guys take a break to shift chairs facing the baseball game of fate (25:45)

“That is hit...decently well....” - KC (29:30)

A celebratory shot to the throat then some UFC (30:00)

DC with a brilliant slip (33:00)

Lefty League follow-up ideas? (44:30)

Pick of the year (47:00)

Personal achievement of the year (57:45)

Pee! (59:30)

Final praises of the Dear Leaders are sung high and loud (1:00:40)

Season 1 weekly standouts (1:11:00)

Penis’, Pants and lack thereof (1:19:20)

Casino in international waters doesn't tempt you?! (1:33:00)

The guys close up shop for the season and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!