KC and DC are back at it for Week 39 of the inaugural season of KC/DC: East Vs. West and, as you'd expect, hilarity ensued.

This week:

DC had a stroke and said “points” instead (3:00)

KC described DC’s swing from behind (4:45)

KC had another person interaction in life that he didn't want or prolong at all (8:30)

DC apologized to a special listener for some maybe not so nice drunk comments (13:00)

The boys broke down first responders... and the first round of the NHL and NBA too (18:20)

Then they made the first of the week’s picks (34:15)

The year-end tournament is discussed with the auto-ins, the last-ins, and possibly last-outs (39:15)

DC shuts KC the F*ck up on behalf of Team West’s own Patty Dix and his birthday surprise (49:00)

The guys talk about how they basically put a curse worse than the Great Bambino on the Red Sox (52:00)

Whilst taking a pee break, KC showed off his NASCAR knowledge...of deadly Talladega wrecks (1:08:20)

The guys register for the Draft (1:11:00)

Ready for a fight after getting Drafted (1:26:00)

I twit gets long-conned (1:30:00)

A couple idiots go abroad for 2 badmintons and a jew-doe holy war (1:33:45)

The guys break down an instructional video on making your bed (1:49:00)

Pics or it didn't happen (1:54:00)

Sang the praises of the Dear Leaders and closed out the show, as they always do, like Goddamned gentlemen!

KC and DC return to the studio earlier than usual with a very special After Hours #4 - NBA Playoff/Lefty League edition of the show!

This week the guys:

Played the audio from their failed After Hours video attempt

Kicked off the last week of April (14:00)

DRINK (16:45)

Broke down the NBA Instagram post and other show goings on (20:00)

Finished recapping all the picks that went final in record time (31:30)

Reminisced about DC going to visit KC at work (38:00)

...where KC ruined a man’s day (45:00)

Diagnosed each other’s OCD (51:45)

Explained a raunchy word from Cards Against Humanity (1:03:15)

Shouted out Mini-DC for spittin hot game (1:07:00)

Went down the list of amazing pick-up lines for KC (1:13:00)

Hushed each other...one in passing one legitimately (1:22:00)

Teased TONS of soccer to come (1:35:00)

Found an adequately appropriate amount of PCP (1:38:30)

Sauntered off into foreign lands for some Obscure Foreign League picks (1:50:00)

Got dark with the Fan Vote (1:52:45)

Sang the praises of the Dear Leaders and closed the show out right, like they always do, as Goddamn Gentlemen! (2:02:00)

KC and DC hit the studio Sunday night 4/8/18 in the clutches of an unresolved game with picks and potential winner implications on the line.

Even with all that added stress and anxiety they:

Opened the show like heroic heroes on and off the golf course (Cold Open)

Came out of the theme music on a high (by that I mean DC) note (6:00)

Reminisced the pains of the week. For DC - physically, for KC - mentally (11:00)

Got down to business going over show layout updates (20:30)

DRINK! (23:20)

Said “Hello friends (cleared nostrils)” A la Jim Nance, making way more fucking fun of his horrendous call (30:30)

Went off on a crazy tangent that brought the conversation around to the “AIDS cats” commercial, as DC calls it (41:15)

Had an epic misfire of synchronization (53:00)

Began the NHL recap with a mourning skate (53:15)

Made the first picks of the week with the NHL Playoff series (57:30)

Finished making all our first round predictions and got back to the recap (1:05:45)

Heard DC’s hate rant on Conor McGregor (1:10:00)

Ushered in the official end of the week’s picks with the Mets/Nationals finale live (1:16:30)

Argued the merits of “lollipop” vs “sucker” (1:26:45)

Told a great tale about meeting a long lost stranger in the gas station line (1:28:00)

Wrapped up the week’s picks (1:40:00)

Interrupted the OFL to praise the Great Leaders (1:48:45)

Told KC to STFU while DC played relationship guru (1:57:45)

Plugged all the plugs and closed the show out as they always do, like true Goddamn Gentlemen!

KC and DC are back, fresh off their jokes and shenanigans to bring you Week 36 - for real!

In this episode they:

Outted themselves as pranksters as they opened the show like heroes, talking about kids’ haircuts and Christ music

Reopened Week 36 for REAL (9:00)

Talked April Fools pranks (12:00)

Got back to business with the recap (21:30)

Praised the Dear Leaders (27:00)

Came back around to the PUP List (37:00)

Officially kicked off the Week 36 with Top Stories (42:00)

Heard KC cap off the top stories with a little STFU action (46:00)

Made some good ol’ 2018-19 NFL Floaters (50:00)

Jumped right into the meat of the picks

- NHL: (54:30)

- NBA (1:00:50)

- MLB (1:05:30)

- MMA (!:12:00)

- NASCAR (1:14:15)

- Soccer (1:17:30)

- Golf (1:19:30)

Heard DC talk about some free speech lawsuit that devolved into listening to a funny Youtube clip where a woman gets burned to oblivion (1:26:00)

Had DC drop a hot fan vote and gave KC an opportunity to gain a head start (1:30:00)

Read some of the fans’ pleas for inclusion in the “Main Event” that is the year-end tournament (1:39:15) and promptly closed the show out, as they normally do, like Goddamn Gentlemen!

KC and DC sat down to record Week 36.

In this week's episode the guys:

* Introed the week with DC's stunningly sexy voice

* Got to hear DC shut KC the fuck up (1:15) and brag about his greatness to a level that actually might cost him points (6:10)

* Had KC run through the recap in lightning mode (6:55)

* Unexpectedly cut the episode short so DC could attend to a family emergency. (11:10)

* Threw the task of closing solo to KC where he did his job, like a Mexican - quickly.

Week 35 Show Description

Preface - This episode begins mid-week, off the cuff, KC and DC jumping impromptu on the mics and recapping a crazy NBA pick that tore their souls apart and DC’s own religious upbringing story where...yeah, also more souls got torn apart…

But they promptly:

Kicked things off properly in the stylings of DC, Week 34 and March winner (at least between KC and himself) (15:45)

Discovered that KC has PPs (Pronounced PeePees) (17:30)

Started the KC/DC drinking game off with a back-peeled curtain (21:45)

Announced some show changes (24:00)

Listened to the last recap of March 2018 that KC will have had to endure (27:30)

Heard a rousing tale of NASCAR bamboozlery and trollment (50:00)

Peed, boy! (56:15)

Leaderboards, boy!!! (56:50)

“Peeled back it” on the KC/DC Tournament (1:14:45)

Began top stories on Stormy’s C’s (Probably D’s...nuts) (1:21:30)

Heard KC’s stories on the personal importance of the 1st amendment in his life (1:26:45) to which DC replied by telling KC to shut the fuck up (1:36:30)

Began a new era of picks that don’t start until (1:42:30) in a 2-hour episode and then magically multiply on the official Picklist at www.kcdcevw.com ←homepage

Pick Order by Sport

- NBA (1:42:33)

- MLB (1:46:30)

- NHL (1:53:00)

- Soccer (1:57:40)

- Golf (2:01:15)

Stumbled away from the pick pile and fell into another pile altogether..of PCP and porn (2:03:45)

Tied up all the loose ends, reminded all the reminders and closed out the show the only way they know how...like Goddamn Gentlemen!

Week 34 Show Description

Week 33 featured history being made on KC/DC: East Vs. West. DC clawed and scraped his way back into 1st Place overall between he and KC. KC looks for revenge and an incredible win of his own to upset DC for the March victory.

This week the boys answered all those questions and more as they:

Opened the show with a tale of KC sharing his feelings on stars

Watched DC pat himself so hard on the back he gave himself cancer (2:45)

Tried to get KC through the recap in one emotional piece (7:30)

Shouted DC out as the week’s overall #1 but sang the praises of the other Dear Leaders (38:00)

Used the STFU moment to add insult to injury (49:00)

Tore through the Top Stories of the Week 34 (55:00)

Ran down our list of most hated teams (1:03:00)

Cashed in on getting to hear KC do a “fake” sponsor read (1:05:00)

Found our way back to the picking pathway starting with the NBA (1:09:45)

Razzed KC for his handwriting a little bit (1:21:00)

Topped off the NBA and headed out onto the NHL ice (1:29:00)

Wrapped up the NHL with DC taking preposterous odds to get KC to cheer against his Penguins (1:38:00)

Casually began making NASCAR bets and behaving unlike NASCAR fans, with class (1:39:00)

Heard DC tell a story with an accompanying analogy that pissed KC off so bad, he had to piss (1:41:40)

Picked each one of the 8 Sweet 16 games (1:44:46)

Found yet another pile of PCP (1:50:00)

Nearly skated past the OFL 1:57:00)

Told more of DC’s birthday adventures (1:59:00)

Closed up shop in the manner that they always do - like Goddamned Gentlemen

This week’s podcast started the way nothing in life should ever end…in a tie. KC and DC came into the night with a lot of unanswered questions. Most important of them – WHO WINS? They had quite the time answering that.

This week the guys:

• Opened the show like super confused and unresolved heroes (0:00)

• Ran down the PUP List tie-breaking scenario (3:45)

• Gave the people social media instructions (15:00)

• Moved past the silliness and jumped into the week’s recap (17:50)

• Took a score-checking break and KC announced he was “very confident LeBron gets to 30 points” and DC then said the “Lakers would never put up 20 unanswered points on the Cavs after halftime.” Idiots. (26:30)

• Flipped a coin for New Zealand and a new draft pick (41:00)

• Took another score update break (43:00)

• Revisited some requests for a ticket to the big show (44:00)

• Finished with tournament business and went to the top stories of the week (47:00)

• Bet on the next NFL player arrest (1:01:00)

• Listened to DC tell the story of an NBA douchebag trying to steal his girlfriend (1:02:45)

• Witnessed DC win the week in real time (1:07:45)

• Tied the week anyway because of DC’s charity (1:09:00)

• Decided which game would break the tie. Numbers, Finger Spelling, Di Bi Di Bi Dip (Cham cham cham) (1:10:00)

• Threw wadded up paper into a trash can like classy gents (1:12:00)

• Officially made the week’s starting picks with an official Week winner – DC, starting with the NHL (1:14:30)

• Went from the Canadien pastime to America’s pastime in the MLB (1:30:00)

• Quickly blew through our pitch count and went right to the NBA (1:33:45)

• Peed (1:38:20)

• Finished up the NBA and went back to some Movie Madness (1:45:45)

• Waltzed from the faux cinema into the faux sport of soccer (1:55:00)

• Were so angry about picking soccer that they picked fights (1:55:45)

• Got their rage out and calmly went overseas to laugh at cripples and bicyclers (1:57:35)

• Took their stamped hell tickets and set themselves up a golf tournament (2:04:00)

• Allowed DC to vent the rest of his rage, shutting KC the fuck up (2:06:45)

• Decided on this week’s EvW Fan Vote (2:13:00)

• Threw out a little PCP in the name of feminism (2:14:00)

• Plugged all the links and closed out the show, as they always do, like Goddamn Gentlemen (2:15:15)

KC rubs the dust out of his eyes, and suddenly finds himself 10 points back in March. Well...Week 2 is here and KC (and others) is/are ready to see week 1 into the rear-view mirror.

This week, the guys:

* Introed the living hell out of the show in heroic fashion (0:00)

* Answered the age-old question: "Uh...are you SURE this is your number?" (3:00)

* Quickly and Painlessly scooted on into the week's recap (8:40)

* Broke down the past Lefty League greatness of weeks past (9:45)

* Forced DC to create his Instagram accounts (13:45)

* Sang the praises of the newest Team East member and KC and DC's new favorite comedian - Theo Von! (15:20)

* KC tells half-truths about the Fan Vote (17:00)

* Returned to the the recap path of greatness (18:00)

* Buzzed through the NBA (18:45)

* Found out KC's #1 issue with Soccer (20:45)

* Discussed the finer points of UFC DQs (23:30)

* Broke down DC's masterful NHL performance (28:00)

* Come full circle to the theme of the week "Win by 10" (29:30)

* Peed (33:00)

* Punished KC...almost (34:45)

* Sang the praises of the Dear Leaders (40:15)

* Shut everyone the fuck up to shout the praises of the G.O.A.T. (1:01:15)

* Returned to the list of top stories (1:07:00)

* Gave props to ole' Stumpy McCombine (1:08:00)

* Ran down the plan for the NCAA Men's Basketball tournament...turns out, there'll be payouts (1:09:45)

* Cracked open the week's picks for reals with the NBA (1:20:00)

* Crossed the hall into the ugly sister that is hockey's room (1:30:40)

* Left the frozen pond and crossed THE Pond into the OFL (1:39:00)

* Topped of the sports bets of the week with a few Conference Champion pick'ems (1:43:45)

* Stumbled across some strong cinematic PCP (1:48:15)

* Laid down a stand up challenge (1:52:30)

* Told some ridiculous stories of metal chairs gone by (1:54:00)

* Sacked up and sang the dang thang (2:03:30)

* Plugged the links and closed out the show, as they always do, like Goddamned Gentlemen (2:08:15)

After a cold, snowy, harsh February start, KC snatches victory from DC's grasp, at least for the week and the guys anxiously usher in the madness of March.

This week the guys:

* Welcomed the adoring fans in the Key of KC major and DC minor (0:00)

* Mini-ranted on the joys and pains of customer service failures (2:00)

* Explained the joke of "practical lies." (10:50)

* Delved headlong into the Week 30 Recap but then actually just got off on hilarious tangents. Enjoy (13:00)

- Olympic Greatness (Hitler coaches Germany)

- Worst live musical performances (KIDS 'n' Carl Lewis)

- NBA/NHL/UFC disrespect

- Lefty League (behind the video curtain)

- PUP List

- Golf hazard-ous to DC's week

- EvW Fan Vote shenanigans

* Heard KC's attempt at an excuse from the demands of the crowds by shutting DC the fuck up (1:05:00)

* Peed (1:11:30)

* Talked juiced up lady-men (1:11:45)

* Thanked their first sponsor (1:12:45)

* Sang the praises of the Dear Leaders (1:13:30)

* Threw out the best of the week's topics rapid-fire (1:21:50)

- NCAA FBI Investigation

- NHL Trade Deadline

- WWE/UFC news

* Started making NCAA Basketball picks a highlight now that's it's fucking March (1:33:00)

* Transitioned to Big-Boy ball (1:38:00)

* Hobbled off the court - right into the Octogon for UFC 222 (1:46:50)

* Jumped from one fight form to another in NHL (1:53:30)

* Shot through the "Baseball Minute" (2:02:15)

* Undrafted a bunch of unlucky countries (2:03:00)

* Finally got to know what DC had in mind for the EvW Fan Vote (2:08:00)

* Got all the last laughs out and closed out the show, as they always do, like Goddamned Gentlemen! (2:13:15)