KC/DC: East vs. West

By Dan Condie, Kevin Calhoun

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The podcast currently has 164 episodes available.

KC/DC: East vs. West episodes:

July 03, 2018 Season 1: Week 49
DC opens July, victorious over Schneid3306 in the Year-End Tournament semifinal match-up and victorious over KC in a slugfest season of the Lefty League.
This week:
DC is “Proud of Us" (3:00)
The number on the temperature thing is wicked high, dood. (8:47)
“Thanks, Donald!” (9:00)
What it takes to get KC to watch soccer (10:20)
KC replies to decline (18:00)
KC talks dress-code and other optional job requirements after a quick puberty voice break (19:45)
“What's up?....Alright….” (25:00)
Tournament Update (41:00)
Lefty League video shoutout (47:08)
Dear Leaders have their praises sung bright and early (48:30)
KC in the Blue Cornah…(57:45)
Pee! (1:00:45)
DC’s Subway hot take (1:01:41)
LA-Bron. Get it? Do you get it?! (1:03:30)
Contractually obligated emotions (1:08:30)
Dont burn your jerseys (or bras)...give em to us! (1:12:15)
World Cup obligatory picks (1:14:30)
Your name is Nikolas (1:19:00)
You had one job to do!!! (1:28:45)
DC uses his STFU moment to stammer for a bit and the guys close out as they always do, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
...more
1h 47min
June 26, 2018 Season 1: Week 48
DC claims June and the intro rights this week while KC once again ties the Lefty League.
This week:
KC stresses the importance of the Lefty League Finale (1:15)
A new drinking game is born “squeaky drunks" (5:00)
The guys go Travelers-ing (5:30)
“Where'd this come from?” (7:15)
Who names their caddy Patrick? (14:45)
Instagram shout out! - @kcdc_evw (23:15)
Tournament update (23:45)
New picker shout outs! (25:15)
- PrettyPrettyF*ckinPrincess
- DumbassCoworker69
KC gets spared a second throw (27:00)
Hey soccer, fix your time! (31:00)
...jumanji...Jumanji...JUMANJI (37:30)
Stuffed animal psychoanalysis (40:30)
A hair of the door that bit’cha (44:00)
The guys get draft Ed. (50:30)
Doing the right thing...75 years later (1:01:30)
The praises of the Dear Leaders are sung (1:14:00)
Squirrels, UFC and Dolphin names are totally relevant as the guys close out the show, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen
...more
1h 27min
June 19, 2018 Season 1: Week 47
DC, once again opens the show but needing help from a ping-ponging Brazilian just to tie KC for the week.
This week:
DC explains his red arms, ungodly thirst and more (5:00)
Missing 8/9ths of the Open (8:10)
Stop listening and skip ahead for the love of God (14:00)
LA-Bron madness (16:00)
There's a bug in here (21:30)
More Tournament winners announced (22:00)
Drinks at the Stripclub (27:15)
Snatching glasses for dough (31:00)
A couple Scots at the River Highlands (39:20)
More intricacies of being human (44:30)
Ping pong ends and so do the hopes of two (51:45)
The coin toss of Week 46 destiny (54:00)
Shut the fuck up KC (56:15)
DC the douche (59:00)
KC the douche (1:05:00)
The Dear Leaders’ praises are sung and the guys close out the show, as usual, like Goddamn Gentlemen
...more
1h 16min
June 12, 2018 Season 1: Week 46
The boys stumble into the studio, one triumphant, one defeated yet both tied…
Paradox.
This week:
The guys kicked it off with tales of sheer stupidity and jackassery
DC shrugs off the idea of formal complaints (19:00)
The players ousted in Round 1 are remembered and mourned (19:30)
DC and crew go to the ol’ Ball Game (28:30)
KC drops some hot baseball goss (32:00)
Pocket Pool shenanigans (43:00)
DC’s hilariously failed tiebreaker/NBA analysis game (46:30)
KC’s week goes by way of the New York curse (50:30)
Fuck the Detroit Red Wings (56:00)
The greatest segment of all time...the O...F….L…(1:03:30)
DC’s tale of debauchery (1:08:45)
KC’s friend made him a Spicy Havana Omelet (1:18:30)
DC’s friend battled a land whale, went turd fishing and lost an eyebrow (1:26:00)
The praises of the Dear Leaders are sung and the guys close out the show, like they usually do, like Goddamn Gentlemen!!!
...more
1h 41min
June 05, 2018 Season 1: Week 45
Week 45 Show Description:

DC swaggered out the Week 44 after a couple fine days of golf, ready for round No. 1 of the KC/DC Year-End Tournament.

This week:

The guys talk top tourney news (1:00)
DC Superheroics (2:30)
KC’s Masterpiece (5:45)
Midnight wake up text replies (6:30)
JR makin’ senior mistakes (16:00)
KC’s royally committed to baseball this week (20:15)
“Excuse you!” (22:00)
Super manly Cuts (25:30)
DC dresses like a freshman (34:00)
Rants around your ankles (37:00)
“DC: FBI” (Foreign Bullshit Investigator)
Top and bottom seeds announced for the tournament (47:45)
State draft keep and release…and trade (49:00)
KC/DC Year-end Awards (1:02:25)
DC lays high Belmont stakes (1:03:50)
UFC packed card (1:05:00)
MLB Division Leader updates (1:11:00)
Meeting the parents on the first date (1:16:00)
Interactions with the humans (1:24:30)
Singing the praises of the Dear Leaders (1:29:00)
Final seedings of the tourney mixed in (1:31:30)
All ends get wrapped up to kick off the tournament and the guys close out the show, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
...more
1h 44min
May 29, 2018 Season 1: Week 44
Week 44 Show Description
KC strolls into Week 44 with a battered DC limpin’ in behind him. After DC thoroughly and graciously honors the troops, the guys are off and running into June.
This week:
DC calls KC’s cough and raises him a rashy middle finger (4:00)
Lefty League results (Basketball and Hockey) and upcoming events are announced (6:00)
www.patreon.com/kcdcevw (8:25)
KC share’s the one about the world’s worst two people, who met and subsequently reproduced (14:10)
Then he tells the one about the “Ticket-Master of ‘Douche-Guys’” (27:15)
Action is paused to be Witnesses to Greatness and so the guys can pat themselves themselves on the back for NASCAR picks (29:30)
DC’s and KC’s philosophies on group texts (33:00)
Head-start points for days!!! (38:45)
Helping the elderly get their phone tech smarts up (47:00)
KC, DC, come on down!!! (49:45)
DC tells the one about the time his college roommate committed attempted murder (56:00)
Breakin’ the law. Breakin’ the law. (59:05)
Go west, young comrade - for some Euro-rythmic Gymnastics (1:11:00)
Go even further west for a Major Tennis disappointment (1:14:40)
Once again, another shift west only means more gentlemanly shit (1:19:00)
It’s a grand ol’ flag - Stand or Starve (1:22:00)
The Dear Leaders are praised and the winner of Week 44 is announced? (1:28:30)
Having done the damn thing, the guys close out the show, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
...more
1h 37min
May 22, 2018 Season 1: Week 43
After a grueling Week 42, where KC and DC were no more than 1 point apart through Saturday, DC gets a ‘golden’ blast from the past to seal the week by 2 points.
This week:
* DC laments his car troubles (2:00)
* Then he hates on everything to do with the number 42 (5:15)
* Everyone loses the game and 2 minutes of their lives (6:45)
* Rain delays, liability release forms and death by Knocker Ball (10:15)
* The world learns a sad KC fact (23:45)
* The sports world gets cracked open for the week, starting with the NBA and NHL (27:00)
* DC finally gets recognition for the broadcasting professional everyone knows him to be (31:45)
* St. Louis/Philly?! What are you, gay? (36:00)
* Shut the fuck up part 2 (36:45)
* People gettin’ parts smashed by heavy equipment (44:00)
* Head start points are tossed out (48:15)
* Picks picks picks (48:30)
* Pee break! (59:00)
* A filthy disgusting tie is revealed and tiebreaker announced (59:15)
* DC promises to do one thing and then basically IMMEDIATELY does the opposite (1:03:15)
* The play-in round of the year-end tournament, otherwise known as “The Mom-Off” is teased (1:07:00)
* Sound the banjos and cancel that dentist appointment (1:08:30)
* Reschedule that dentist appointment cuz your teeth done got knocked out (1:15:20)
* The world learns a sad DC fact (1:20:45)
* Buckle up for the Fulham/Villa dart match of the century (1:26:45)
* The winner of Week 42 is announced and the rest of the Dear Leaders are praised (1:28:00)
* The guys, having done the damn thing, close the show out as the they always do, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
...more
1h 37min
May 15, 2018 Season 1: Week 42
KC is streaking and DC is middle-aged as we begin our journey into this Week’s Episode. The month of May and the overall lead are getting away from DC.
In Week 42:
KC and DC chronicled the longest week in history (1:15)
A very special “not-winner” was announced (2:14)
Everyone finds out how much excitement KC draws from the WNBA (2:50)
KC tells of an old coworker that tripped a forklift before his retirement party (7:30)
The winner of Week 41’s exclusive match-up between schneid3306 and MikeB is announced in a STFU monologue (9:55)
The NBA Playoffs landscape is reduced and recapped (13:45)
DC shouts the praises of his baby momma (21:00)
The inaugural “Lefty-Righty-Lefty League” winner is announced (25:00)
The inaugural Lefty League #NoTies Tournament is announced (25:25)
- Basketball
- Mini-Golf
- Golf
- Donkey Balls
- Bowling
- Hockey
The hotly contested NHL Playoffs discussed and determined to be a perfect East vs. West floating wager (30:55)
Hockey interrupted “by” Felicia (31:30)
Week 45 MLB Division Leader update (40:45)
DC reveals his affinity for Star Trek: The Next Generation (47:30)
Basketball gets played in Europe this time (51:30)
The guys got a little Superfluous (54:00)
Other yearbook popularity confirmers (1:00:00)
The part of “KC” will now be played by KC3PO (1:04:40)
The guys sing the praises of the Dear Leaders (1:06:00)
Ode to JonnyO - gets his own special pick...to track (1:08:00)
DC explains the nuclear situation and gets blind(side)d by a stray arrow in the field (1:15:30)
In record time the guys close up shop and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen
...more
1h 20min
May 08, 2018 Season 1: Week 41
KC comes storming into this week (Week 41 btw) like the true Hall of Famer that he is, now.
In the fourth to last week until the tournament kicks off:
* Bottoms up. Right away. (1:13)
* Started hot with the Lefty League debacle and two distinct girl on girl action events that were the bar and KC's living room Friday night (1:40)
* The guys extend shop-talk to inform their adoring fans of life updates and social network promises (18:45)
* Lefty League #20 is announced (The score is DC - 10 KC - 9 so it's kind of a big deal) (19:45)
* jumanji Jumanji JUMANJI!!! (24:30)
* KC recants DC's devilishly slick yet horrendous social behavior (25:30)
* The NBA Playoffs get themselves broken down (28:15)
* Other Playoff Sweeps - Different arena floor surface! (40:55)
* ***UPDATE FOR APPLE IPHONE USERS*** (44:45)
* KC and DC read the Hall of Fame speeches they wrote for each other (48:00)
* Two hops! Two hops! (55:40)
* Riders up after 4 hours of partying for 30 seconds of riding in the mud (58:40)
* Yadier Molina took a ball to home base and got tagged out for a month (1:01:50)
* From surgically attached ball sacks to likely future facial reconstruction surgery patients (1:04:15)
* Prepare the debutantes for Women's Futsal in Bangkok...(1:06:45)
* The guys pull responses from the peanut gallery (1:15:00)
* KC shuts DC the fuck up to gloat over golf he didn't play and a pick he didn't make...comes up with brilliant tournament add-on (1:18:10)
* Once again the guys pit two of their best against each other with a spot in the year-end tournament at stake (1:26:00)
* DC makes a vote grab, the Dear Leaders' praises are sung and the guys close out the show, as they always do, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
...more
1h 36min
May 01, 2018 Season 1: Week 40
KC and DC conclude the month of April with DC triumphant and kind of obnoxiously full of himself. He holds the possession arrow after KC’s possession arrow follies last week.

This week:

KC and DC bid farewell to April the only way they know how...funny anecdotes (0:00)
DC is sad his son’s medicine is better than his but hates KC’s solution (2:30)
Backpage dot com is explained to an “uninformed” internet user (8:30)
Nobody is googling the “YMCA” dance when the music starts (12:00)
In case ya missed it...NFL Draft recap from the best (18:00)
The crazy NBA week gets recapped and round 2 matchups are outlined (41:30)
Let’s just move to hockey. KC is bored (48:40)
Baseball takes the stage in the epic battle grounds of the MidWest and the Middle East (53:00)
KC’s possession arrow nightmares continue in the UFC (55:00)
KC explains his Fan Vote reasoning (56:00)
DC throws down the Speech-Off - where the guys will have to read each other’s 250-word speech written for the other (57:45)
Decided who had the best catch phrase (59:00)
Got political with it in the PCP for the week (1:06:00)
DC’s Russian stories or terror (1:07:20)
Recapped and made new picks in the land of obscurity (1:14:00)
Led KC blindfolded into this amazing segment (1:22:45)
From one pretentious white sport to another (1:25:20)
Superheroes, powers and coffee (1:38:00)
Sang the praises of the Dear Leaders and closed out the show, as they always do, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
...more
1h 58min

FAQs about KC/DC: East vs. West:

How many episodes does KC/DC: East vs. West have?

The podcast currently has 164 episodes available.