Keen's Turn: A High-Stakes Vampire Horror Comedy

With time running out before his next death match, Jared needs a better vampire hunting strategy, and fast... 

Also, abusing a librarian, Nazi romance, and the mystery of the ceiling. 

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Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. 

Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

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Enter an unwelcome visitor with an unwelcome proposal...

Also: tension, threats, an important decision, and some quite keen puns.

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Leave a comment: https://www.wattpad.com/1292718422-keen%27s-turn-descent-depravation-chapter-5-vampire 

Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. 

Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2022 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

With no solutions in sight and the prospect of another sleepless night ahead of him, it might be time to ask for help... 

Also, puns in the office and horror in the bachelor pad. 

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Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

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Hello. I'd love to hear from you. 

Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

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https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ 

Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. 

Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2022 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

With his home now hostile territory, Jared reviews his options around ever being able to sleep again... 

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Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

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Have an idea that would improve the show? I'd like to hear from you! 

Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

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https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ 

Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. 

Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2022 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

Jared's gone and called the cops on a vampire. Didn't he say he wasn't going to do that? 

Also, the disturbing consequences of last night's visitation. 

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Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

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Have an idea that would improve the show? I'd like to hear from you! 

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Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. 

Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2022 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

Jared regrets his foray into vampire hunting, as it comes back to bite him... 

Also, all the best prophecies rhyme. 

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Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

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Have an idea that would improve the show? I'd like to hear from you! 

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Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. 

Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2022 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

Jared is about to lose the death match... 

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Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material:

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Have an idea that would improve the show? I'd like to hear from you! 

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Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2022 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

The curtain rises on a ruinous splendor, the crumbling stage for a duel to the death...

Also, a mysterious caller and a vampiric introduction. 

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Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

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Have an idea that would improve the show? I'd like to hear from you!

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Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2022 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

Jared moves from vampire prospector toward vampire hunter. And with a death match scheduled at the power plant, it's high time for some lookups.

Alſo, the uſage of the long s, and an old newſpaper article on bloodſuckers. 

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Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

https://melainablanc.com/ 

Have an idea that would improve the show? I'd like to hear from you! 

Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

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Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2022 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

Break out your cassette player for a year-end interlude... 

Also, the other worst years of all time, and a musing ode. 

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Uplifting related reading: 

https://www.history.com/topics/world-war-i/1918-flu-pandemic 

https://www.science.smith.edu/climatelit/frankenstein-and-the-vampyre/ 

https://www.britannica.com/event/Black-Death 

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/11/why-536-was-worst-year-be-alive 

Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

https://melainablanc.com/ 

Have an idea that would improve the show? I'd like to hear from you! 

Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc 

https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ 

Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2021 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved.