Keen's Turn: A High-Stakes Vampire Horror Comedy

In the aftermath of a pun-ishing fight, Jared pursues the story of another man's run-in with death... 

Also, conspiracy, intrigue, and more people who don't appreciate puns. 

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Have an idea that would improve the show? I'd like to hear from you! 

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Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2021 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

Jared returns to the scene of the crime, to find it already occupied... 

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Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

https://melainablanc.com/ 

Have an idea that would improve the show? I'd like to hear from you! 

Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc 

https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ 

Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2021 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

After having narrowly escaped with his life, Jared makes an impulsive decision... 

Also, Jared finishes his vampire noir, and no one appreciates puns. 

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Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

https://melainablanc.com/ 

Have an idea that would improve the show? I'd like to hear from you! 

Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc 

https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ 

Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2021 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

Jared Stern wanders out into the night, dreaming curious things as he always does, but never of the turn tonight is about to take... 

Welcome to Star–Cross, book one: Keen's Turn. 

This lively vampire thriller falls somewhere between audiobook and audio drama, in the vein of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with a splash more Dracula. 

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Transcripts are linked on the website, where you can sign up for the mailing list to get updates and bonus material: 

https://melainablanc.com/ 

Have an idea that would improve the show? I'd like to hear from you! 

Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc 

https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ 

Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2021 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

Lend me your ears, lend me your eyes, lend me any organs you can spare, and prepare yourself for a vampire story like no other. 

Keen's Turn is a horror comedy audio drama packed with thrills, chills, and more puns than you can shake a stake at. 

The trailer video that accompanies this episode is parked on YouTube: https://youtu.be/UHPyOtYF19I 

This is Star–Cross, book one. 

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You can sign up for the mailing list on the website to get updates and bonus material: 

https://melainablanc.com/ 

Have an idea that would improve the show? I'd like to hear from you! 

Find me on Twitter and Instagram, @MelainaBlanc 

https://twitter.com/MelainaBlanc 

https://www.instagram.com/melainablanc/ 

Star–Cross: Keen's Turn is written and produced solely by Melaina Blanc, your friendly basement podcaster. Music and sound effects are owned or produced by me, or public domain, except as noted. 

© 2021 Melaina Blanc. All rights reserved. 

Jared pays a visit, receives a visit, and comes to a conclusion...

With his home now hostile territory, Jared reviews his options around ever being able to sleep again...

Jared regrets his foray into vampire hunting, as it comes back to bite him...

Jared is about to lose the deathmatch...

The curtain rises on a ruinous splendor, the crumbling stage for a duel to the death.