Artisanal Chocolate Cake & Cricket, Bugs sucking the double chin, Butt lift on the 9th hole, The Ashes nap regiment.

The Fox burp, Omega-3 Granola, Gentleman's Dress shirt jogging club, Old School puddings.

The Big Cheese, Red Trouser Brigade, A British Doctor's philosophy, The baguette plane.

Frisky Pterodactyls, Spring Spears, The Bread Index, Party like you are not a Puritan!

Smells like rancid butter, Baked Bean Brigade, the Six pack latex suit, the wonder of Vicks.

If Pesci and I had a Son , Snakes on the Links, Cheese Rolling injuries, Crumbly Flakes in the Mr Whippy.

Mystery of the Apple, Scattered Gummies, Gull gonad's, The 70's Love Maid, Soak the Snag's

The Battered Sausage, Tea for two billion, Power squatting whilst grasping leashes, Scented Vicar Dog collar for insect repellant.

Trim the Trolls feet, Disco dump, Elasticated Lederhosen, Evaporated milk delight.

Mummy's Boy, Probiotic Rhubarb, Chatting an ol time skill, Wet trotters, short legged Neanderthal.