Wear Sunscreen, Pork Crackling arms, No rumpy-pumpy I'm Rob, Tanning Trousers.

Pop Rocks under the folds, French road wall, Cheese Broccoli soup, Diverticulitis the Greek stomach philosopher.

Slow motion Krakatoa, Whuffings, Injured on redundant exercise equipment, King Quiche, Feed the Squirrels.

Pickled Beetroot mould, Hog Hikes, Emotional support Donkey's, Turd Tinder

The University Trunk, I am not the Taxman, Flat butt belt, Tupperware Bean Mystery

Jesus Shoes, Death by actual Chocolate, Dinosaurs are just weird looking birds, Who is "she"? The cat's Mother.

Bad British tippers at the Pink Flamingo, Oh la la! We have no baguettes. Gold bar biscuit, Tippex and Navy blue jumpers, an army of menacing squirrels.

I will not let my Pain au Chocolat go stale! The Polka dot sock apology, Yellow sign's mean Shark, Gorilla joyride.

Boris the Opera singing Taxi Driver, Scooby Doo's Fred Jones' Blonde Wig, Challenge Chappy.

April Foolosophy