Do you like to bury small things in the woods, vomit into your children's mouths, listen to ABBA 24/7 and leave your STD's everywhere you go? Are you an American Burying Beetle? Cause they do that.

They are BEARY cute, BEARY interesting, and BEARY INHUMANELY KEPT IN TINY CAGES TO HARVEST THEIR GALLBLADDERS FOR BILE. But also BEARY a man in a bear suit.

Self CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What can you do to treat yourself after a tough day at work that doesn't involve raging alcoholism? Good question.

We answer:

- Zookeeping is a very physically and emotionally difficult job, and part of taking the best care of our animals is taking care of ourselves. Beyond heavy drinking, making sure to get plenty of rest, and drinking plenty of water, what are some other good self care practices you guys find helpful?

Get zen with us.

The world's best astronaut is a lil mossy piglet.

THE CURSE IS REAL. This episode is ......a patchwork quilt....of my nightmares. Anyway, the Secretary Bird is really cool. It is the KING of DDR and also Satan, who knew?

Biggest bony fish, bisexual icon, dinner plate with a face, child-killer. MOLA

Where is the beef? It's here. This thing has all of it.

Y'all know whales get us WORKED UP. This is an extra long episode and we get serious and confused and mad. But beluga's have big fat foreheads so it's okay.

The cat that is like an ocelot but not. It can also rocket launch it's entire body 12 feet. Which is insane. Also, add another conspiracy to the list: slim jim's are just old hot dogs someone forgot to refrigerate.

IT'S ALF.