Okapi! Is it real? Is it a sweater your grandma knitted you? Is butt a potty word? Do we go on like 5 seperate tangents that don't have anything to do with anything? The answers will surprise you....

A QND about Current Events. But uploaded a week after the events were current. Okay, so sue me.

If we record an episode about Current Events and then I don't upload it for a week....are the events..still....current?

Hear about the latest poaching, Spix Macaw, a daring rescue, and murder-for-hire?

The patrons have spoken! Pseudo-Penis ahoy. Get ready for a hyena...and human biology lesson.

Part 2 of our Zoo special.

We went for it. Why do Zebra when you can do ZOO! Ever wonder how to respond to people who are anti-zoo? Who think animals 'look' sad and haven't read a book since 1910? Well listen up! We tell you how. This is Part 1 of 2.

WE ARE SO CLOSE TO THE END. Here's a cryptid - the yapok. Seriously, had anyone ever heard of this thing before?

Seriously? X? >:(

Xerus - it's a squirrel. Patreon - it's happening.

It took 23 episodes, but we made it, BACULUM. We talk about BONES in GENITALS. Walrus life. I thought they were horrible but they aren't!

They eat poop, they barf, and they're bald, what's not to love?