Answering an amazing question from a listener! So, we always complain about the worst zoo visitors....

So we answer,

• How can you be the best zoo visitor!?

Hartebeest, it's like Benedict Cumberbatch on all fours.

Wanting to become a keeper and are feeling stuck? Want some advice from two nimrods? Look no further. We don't claim to be experts on anything, but hey we have been there. Interview, resume, and overall keeper life advice.

You didn't ask for it but here it is anyway!!!! BUGS.

We answer not one BUT TWO user submitted questions. Sorta. We kind of aren't qualified to answer one of them. Anyway, have you ever wanted to hear about poop? Cause boy do we have the ep for you.

It's creepy shark time! Who doesn't love some protrusible jaws??!!

The spook continues with those other flying things - vampire bats. They slurp blood, fine, that's cool. They fly, dope. They RUN!??? Bruh, that's terrifying.

It's Spooktober. Let's talk about spooky animals - starting with the Satanic Leaf-Tailed Gecko. It's satanic in appearance only, while we are satanic in all ways.

D. TORT. Bowser jr sux. Desert Tortoise are cool - and ready for the apocolypse.

Chameleon of the sea. Or are chameleons cuttlefish of the land? In any case cuttlefish are insanely smart and whose to say they aren't just stealing our credit scores as we speak?