Kyle Thompson interviews Keith regarding Elizabeth and the two discuss Trump and Rudy Giuliani’s coffee, China’s fake pandas, and the Penn State professor that begged cops to kill him after being busted for bestiality.

The beloved Abbi Crutchfield returns to talk to Keith about the right way to interact with his lover’s 7-year-old, couples podcast fights, Lenny Kravitz claiming to be celibate for 9 years, and a new male birth control gel.

This week we talk about Keith's new boo, the Pat Dixon audio, and Keith’s North Carolina BBQ knowledge. We also talk about Trump going 34 - 0 (35 if Keith had his way), the worst movie Keith has ever seen: The Beekeeper, and Minimum Rage.

Today we remember how history repeats itself with Keith’s 9th album, State of the Union.

Juuusssssty Dodge! The duo talk love long-distance, Pat Dixon, reiki, and finding peace.

Fresh off Memorial Day, Keith and the great Rojo Perez discuss the latest Diddy rape lawsuit (trigger warning: he did that shit a LOT), the deaths of Super Size Me’s Morgan Spurlock and the Doge dog, the all new Titanic submersible, and Keith’s vacation with a new suitress.

Diddy delivered an eye-rolling non-apology for his caught-on-camera shockingly violent behavior, which leads to the return of Felicia Gillespie and the gang discussing comedian Pat Dixon with shockingly violent audio that was used in court to allow Felicia an order of protection. Audience members call in with intelligence and goofiness.

The Diamond Dogs are back! Whether it’s about Pepperidge Farm, the shockingly violent Sean “Puff Daddy Diddy Puffy Love” Combs hotel video, Kansas City Chiefs' kicker Harrison Butker’s controversial commencement speech on women, or the blatant racism in Congress; Chris, Craig, and Keith got some barking to do.

Fan favorite Ali Clayton returns, and the duo discusses the revealing details on her new comedy album Country Queer. Keith and Ali also cover the dangers of NYC, including Ali’s very recent violent attack. They also talk about Tom Brady saying that he’s a better man for learning that his celebrity roast was a bad idea as well as Thomas Jefferson University’s mangled commencement names.

From 2011, it’s The Keith and The Girl Roast! Inspired by recent roast talk, Keith revisits the brutality from comedy greats such as Roastmaster Jesse Joyce, Christian Finnegan, and Mike Lawrence, with one being more hurtful than the next. Ben Lerman! John F. O’Donnell! Victor Varnado! The Knefels! It’s right here in all its shocking glory.