Elisa Jordana interviews her mentor and New York Bestselling author, Susan Shapiro. Elisa and Susan discuss Susan's new book, The Forgiveness Tour: How to Find the Perfect Apology. Moreover, Andy Dick and William Quigley both return to Kermit and Friends to try to settle their differences with one another.

Famous painter William Quigley gets an episode named after him when he throws a tantrum over the lack of attention he's received from Elisa Jordana since she met Andy Dick last week. Elisa and William try to work out their differences, and Andy Dick rejoins the show from a bathtub.

Elisa Jordana is joined in the Kermitarian Church by famous actor/comedian Andy Dick to discuss his career and have some fun. Elisa also interviews one of the co-founders of MTV, Nyhl Henson, and she meets a woman in a bitter divorce battle straight out jail by the name of Elizabeth Harding.

Elisa Jordana finally meets the man behind all the comments on her Youtube channel by the name of Tall Dark and AHandful. Elisa also interviews highly controversial internet figure Ethan Ralph.

Famous painter William Quigley joins Kermit and Friends to present an original painting to Laurie. Also, Elisa Jordana plays cupid as she tries to set up Wendy from The Howard Stern Show with the host of the KAF Wrap-Up Show, Corey.

Christmas is right around the corner and Elisa Jordana is ready to fry some octopi! Elisa interviews Hollywood movie producer Andre Relis and also has a chat with internet sensation Billy the Fridge. Moreover, Elisa sets her neighbor Brandon up with a hot guy in Minnesota named Supertramp.

Elisa Jordana's neighbor Brandon has a birthday this week and Elisa is planning to throw him a big party! Wendy from The Howard Stern Show joins Elisa as they try to give Brandon the best birthday of his life.

Elisa Jordana met an octopus named Alexander Octopus Cortez last week and instantly fell in love! Elisa performs a song she wrote for him and shoots her shot on this week's episode. Could AOC possibly resist a beauty such as Elisa Jordana?

A hypnotist named Alan joins Kermit and Friends to have a chat with Elisa Jordana and help her through some issues. However, the session between the two gets interrupted by UK ANTIFA members and Alan goes off! Elisa also meets a pink octopus named Alexander Octopus Cortez.

Elisa Jordana had a deep conversation with her Muslim friend Laurie last week. She was inspired to name the show after her. Would Laurie stand Elisa up like Tim did?! Also, Elisa meets a trucker who's looking to spoil a pretty woman for Christmas.