Andy Dick calls into Kermit and Friends a bloody mess while in Las Vegas and Elisa Jordana tries to help him.

Elisa Jordana interviews Marni Kinrys, a professional wing girl for men with dating issues. Elisa also meets a fascinating woman who believes she was Albert Einstein in a past life.

Elisa Jordana interviews Patricia Krentcil, best known as "Tan Mom" from The Howard Stern Show. Elisa also details what happened after she let Andy Dick move back in with her for a 3rd time.

Elisa Jordana interviews the self-proclaimed most famous cancelled comedian on the internet: Josh Denny, the former host of Ginormous Food on The Food Network.

Elisa Jordana interviews Dr. Robert Puff, an internationally recognized clinical psychologist and host of the Happiness podcast. Elisa opens up about a falling out with a family member and how she copes with the ups and downs of life.

Elisa Jordana announces that Andy Dick has moved in with her. Elisa also tries to interview a very sensitive male nurse, she talks to a stalked victim named Kevin James, and she celebrates her co-host Weezy's birthday.

Tape Legacy and Cake Tower perform a live concert on Kermit and Friends. Elisa Jordana also confronts Andy Dick for calling her a "climber" on national radio, and two Kermitarians announce their engagement.

Elisa Jordana interviews Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, as well as Alex Hooper from America's Got Talent. Elisa and Andy Dick also watch Andy's old Super Bowl commercials, and Elisa is rejoined by a senstive old foe named Corey.

Elisa Jordana interviews VH1 Dating Naked star Natalie Jansen and stand-up comedian Michael Aronin. Elisa also deals with TBob quitting and other drama stemming from the KAF fanclub.

Elisa Jordana meets Bruce Davis, a man that's madly in love with Kermitarian President Sharmin Smith. Elisa also learns one of her biggest detractors John Taylor tearfully masturbated while on the phone with one of Elisa's biggest fans, Erica, against the woman's will.