Oh man, this one almost caused a divorce. Kerry was not happy with this. At all. Her tromatons are acting up and she's mad at the makers of this film, the actors, the viewers, and Honeybeard for showing it to her. RIP Gary the dog.

Thanks to Old Suns for the intro ("Necklace") and The Hooplas on the outie ("Carolina Love Song").

Holy crap? What is happening! Off to the ER with our crew! On the way, Kerry and Honeybeard discuss 10-10-220, Johnny Carson, Diddy parties, and Oliveras' gorgeous hair. So let's get to popping those tumors and check in with Operation Hurricane! Outro: The Hooplas "Carolina Love Song"

Nail in the chair? That doesn't sound fun. Anyway, come on back for our episode 8 recap, where Honeybeard laments the introduction of Molly, the stakes get raised, and we end in a heck of a cliff-hanger! Will we get to see that hauntingly empty ER again? We'll find out! Thanks to The Hooplas for the outro ("Carolina Love Song").

Just a quick one, in and out for this more-or-less connective episode of Countdown. Nevertheless, tune in to hear Kerry and Honeybeard discuss Finau's tight britches, the nut-huggers vs coochie cutters, and how much is an actual stick of f**k? Thanks to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song" on the outie.

Ya'll been pushing too many pencils. Aw yeah, we got a hot and steamy jungle adventure today. Kerry marvels at the greasy men in this and Honeybeard reminisces about chewing on Barbie feet. This is one of the Captain's favorites. As for Kerry...tune in and see! Thank you to Old Suns for the intro (Necklace) and The Hooplas for the outro (Carolina Love Song).

This episode caused a lot of consternation in the KNST household. Like, a lot. Listen to find out why, as we continue to hunt down Gallagher, dodge booby traps, crawl across moving RVs and learn that it's not TEOTWAWKI. What? Yeah, we didn't know either. Thanks to The Hooplas for the outro!

Alright, we admit it...we actually love this show now. A ton of stuff happens this episode, so join us as we break down the difference between overalls and coveralls, the impracticality of interrupting a catering company mid-function, and Honeybeard creates a new nick name that Kerry immediately shuts down. Thanks to the Hooplas for the outro!

We've got some returning KNST vets today, Charlie Sheen, WIllem Dafoe (or Dafriend), Dr. Cox from Scrubs, and a couple others. Join us a we speculate on how much Dafoe face is too much as well as hear Honeybeard get annoyed at the grocery store, and Kerry try to find a way to make with the ha-has for a movie that is bereft of any humor. So hop on one foot down to KNST and check it out! Thanks to The Hooplas for the outro ("Carolina Love Song") and Old Suns for the intro ("Necklace".)

Drew! Be okay Drew! Don't die on me! Join us for a look at episode 4 of Countdown in which Kerry casts doubt on an ER waiting room, discusses patients "falling on" items and Honeybeard looks back wistfully at watermelon-smashing funny (?) man Gallagher! Intro: Old Suns "Necklace" Outro: The Hooplas "Carolina Love Song."

Somebody get FInau some strawberry donuts! This episode is ridiculous, in a great way. Join us for jail breaks, petty theft, and Honeybeard's new catchphrase. Also...we kinda sort started loving this show! Intro: Old Suns "Necklace" Outro: The Hooplas "Carolina Love Song"