With the Alien Earth series wrapping up recently, we decided to release one from the archives! We recorded this one a while back just because we felt like it and now seems like just as good a time as any to let it out! Join us as we discuss emergency room stripper stories, whether the Killer Klowns are a subspecies of Xenomorph, and try to find out what that mouth-mouth do. Thanks to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song!"

Come on in folks, and get you some DAMN ENCHILADAS! We're talking a Jason-less Jason movie here, one of the few that Kerry never saw. Join us as we walk about Honeybeard's love of the franchise, Oogie Boogie suits, and the horror of a Jim J. Bullock/Casper Van Dien lovechild. All this, and an all-time rant by Kerry about one particular character's bathroom etiquette. Thanks as always to The Hooplas!

It has all been leading to ...this? Here we go the season finale of Countdown! What were we counting down to? Hell if we know! Tune in to check out our opinions on the episode, the season, and a look ahead to what's coming up on KNST! Come on in f*&! sticks!

Thanks as always to The Hooplas for Carolina Love Song!

It's a September to Dismember! Anybody can do horror movies in October, but we're beating the holiday rush by spooking out this month! Join us as Kerry and Honeybeard ponder alternate "adult" names for this movie, wonder at the exploding noggins, and lament the lack of actual chopping in this film. Come for the movie talk, stay for Kerry's bizarre story about her grandma's underwear. Thanks as always to Old Suns and The Hooplas for the tunage!

It's the penultimate episode of Countdown this season! We still don't know what we are counting down to but, hey, does it matter? Honeybeard was pretty down on the last episode...did this one bring him back? In this one we discuss ChiPs, Dragnet, and a host of other things that have nothing to do with this show. Alexa, who is the boss?

Yeah, they actually did that last episode. Whatevs. This week, listen in as we discuss Swatch watches, super special sniper rifles, and kneel before Todd! How is this bold move by the creators of Countdown gonna work out? Heck if we know, but come along as we find out.

Yo, man, WTF? Like, seriously? We ain't even gonna try to put a clever spin on this. Again, really!???

Thanks to Old Suns ("Necklace") and The Hooplas ("Carolina Love Song.")

Oh man, this one almost caused a divorce. Kerry was not happy with this. At all. Her tromatons are acting up and she's mad at the makers of this film, the actors, the viewers, and Honeybeard for showing it to her. RIP Gary the dog.

Thanks to Old Suns for the intro ("Necklace") and The Hooplas on the outie ("Carolina Love Song").

Holy crap? What is happening! Off to the ER with our crew! On the way, Kerry and Honeybeard discuss 10-10-220, Johnny Carson, Diddy parties, and Oliveras' gorgeous hair. So let's get to popping those tumors and check in with Operation Hurricane! Outro: The Hooplas "Carolina Love Song"

Nail in the chair? That doesn't sound fun. Anyway, come on back for our episode 8 recap, where Honeybeard laments the introduction of Molly, the stakes get raised, and we end in a heck of a cliff-hanger! Will we get to see that hauntingly empty ER again? We'll find out! Thanks to The Hooplas for the outro ("Carolina Love Song").