Fuck chicken helmets, and fuck my new friend Josh. 

Thanks for listening and go look at my instagram @keyboardwarriorpodcast

I sat down with a blueberry whiskey sour and my old friend Justin Graham to talk #BlackLivesMatter, mailing potatoes, Shawn Mendes, and more!!! Follow us on Tik Tok and also, fuck Donald Trump!

As a general rule, try not to threaten suicide if someone won't be your internet friend. You'll end up being talked about on a podcast.  Send me suggestions for WEIRD items to read reviews for! And for god’s sake, send bobs pics please!!!

Thanks for joining me for the very first season of Keyboard Warrior! If you enjoyed please share with a friend, share my Instagram, share a link to my podcast, and stay tuned for season 2! I love you all!!! Also listen to I Saw A Tiger here: https://youtu.be/JUOZUu0t2CA

It’s day 4/5 of the marathon and I’m yelling about children on Tik Tok and I’m just honestly sorry at this point and need to go outside please stay home so we don’t have to stay quarantined for long I am losing my mind k bye

Welcome to me yelling about shitty food I can’t taste or smell and never would want to. It’s Day 3/5 of the Keyboard Warrior Marathon and I hope you’re enjoying. If you aren’t..... I’m fresh out of any better ideas so please just listen anyway.

2/5 of our COVID marathon and you better still be listening from the comfort of your own home or I will find you and kick your ass! Join a mommy group and join in on the war! Stay tuned for the rest of the marathon this week and thank you for listening!

1/5 of the COVID Keyboard Warrior Marathon!! Go read my Vocal article and check out the rest of them at https://vocal.media/theSwamp/to-canada AND of course hit up my Instagram @keyboardwarriorpodcast ! Stay safe, stay tuned, and STAY HOME!!!

I’ve got a ton of content coming at you this week so sit tight and catch up on any episodes you haven’t heard yet!!

Honestly if you regularly share Buzzfeed articles I have a bone to pick with you.  Please come be on my podcast so I can yell at you whilst serving you a delicious cocktail. 

MESSAGE ME ON MY INSTAGRAM @keyboardwarriorpodcast to be a guest or send me some good content!