Well pop on your upline’s favourite product and tune in to some good old fashioned MLM bashing! Do you wanna make money from home? Well chances are you probably can’t but you can listen to Keyboard Warrior and be richer in LAUGHS! Be sure to hit me up on my Instagram @keyboardwarriorpodcast !

Keep our Squirrel Groups Clean! Keep your Valentine’s Day dirty! And keep Keyboard Warrior shady! I love ya’ll more than Valentines Day discounted candy. Thanks so much for listening! You guys are seriously all the bomb.com.

Hope you have cold water and bleach, because this one is a little bloody. Can you figure out the identities of these 10 classmates?? I’LL NEVER TELL! #FuckYouDudleySnootybaum

Yerrrrrr!! I finally got to sit down and talk with the man himself, Rudeguy! It was amazing getting to know Mario and get a taste of what he's like both behind the keyboard and in real life. We aren't going to have too many other guests born and raised in Spanish Harlem any time soon my friends, so enjoy the New York magic that is Mario!

Check him out doing his thing in this Hotline video by Terry Berentsen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-d66WBIo9I

Sorry my loves, too busy to record this week but listen to any episodes you May have missed and get ready for next week because we are sitting down with a very special guest! A-YERRRR!!

Fuck your carpet, your car, and your steak. Kelsey Leigh is here and chatting with me about the internet, bikes, and more! Kelsey’s Instagram: @kelsoparadiso and find her on Youtube as Kelsey Leigh! Check out her short film Huntress: https://youtu.be/o8QCjcYhR88

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I am not sponsored by either kind of shreddies

Thanks for listening! 

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Welcome to a fancy shmancy little segment where we talk to real people doing real shit to help our planet and the people/animals/plants living on it! What better way to start than with a little mini me and social worker in the making who wants to reduce waste created by the holidays! 

Check out BeeLieve Lifestyle and Apparel https://beelieve.ca/

Check out looking into more seed paper alternatives at https://www.botanicalpaperworks.com/blog/read,article/155/canadian-seed-paper

And if you want to be a guest on Keyboard Warrior, DM me on instagram @keyboardwarriorpodcast.

Reduce your waste output and advocate for proper waste management where you live!

#SquirrelPower2020

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Also if you want to be a guest on a regular episode OR on Real Life Warriors, hit me up! Unless you're a squirel troll. Because then we're gonna have a problem.

Thanks so much for listening to my very first episode! Go easy on my first pass at this editing thing I promise it’ll get better. Or be a dick so I can roast you in the next episode! Let me know if you have any social media wedding gold for me to dive into like Scrooge McDuck. 

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