Today was Mike's turn to pick for Dub in Krew Karaoke, and we aren't sure what language we just heard.

Taco Bell weddings are a thing, and before you rule them out, just listen to how stress-free they make the whole process!

Also, a special pre-Independence Day edition of Kicks Court.

The Stink Detector is a real thing, and if we're being honest, we all know at least one person who could use one.

Dub recaps his first full day as a new dog dad to Lola, and he gets his first point in Relative Insanity.

Also, there's a new theory that people could start living to be 200 years old, and we don't understand why anyone would want to live that long.

Pipe down, y'all; it's not what you think, but it's just as exciting! Dub & Kelsey are DOG parents again! He tells us the story of how they unexpectedly met Lola at a shelter yesterday.

We asked you to tell us about weird things you've stolen, and y'all did NOT disappoint us!

And, you may be asking the question, "Who gets kicked out of a nail salon??" We found the answer--right here in Grovetown!

Today's good news featured one of the stars of one of our favorite shows, This Is Us...the actor who plays young Randall fired back at some internet trolls and now we love him even more than we already did! 

We all had some frustrations to vent today in Can You Not, and Jenny walked in this morning with the sunburn to end all sunburns.

You've heard of people ghosting relationships--now, they're ghosting employers...and one of us admits to doing this at a job!

Also, a new test that shows you how grown-up you are and items of clothing that your significant other has forbidden you to wear.

With Dub on vacay, caller Ray's odds were pretty good on today's "Whose Receipt, but with a cart full of things like party invitations, two packs of toilet paper, ink pens, a puzzle, Vaseline--and a total of only $6.48, we have a feeling it would've been pretty obvious anyway.

We always play "Who In The Room" on Fridays, and with Dub out, Mike and Jenny think he may have purposely left us with the most awkward questions when so he wouldn't have to answer them.

Mike's wife, Jacquie, called to weigh-in on Jenny's life-changing discovery of one of the most amazing inventions in the whole entire history of grocery shopping: the Kroger ClickList. (Heaven help Jenny if the Dollar Store or Goodwill ever get a ClickList.)

A woman at a ballgame ended up with a black eye after getting smacked in the face by a wiener, and this will probably be the only time that we'll be able to say that without getting called into the boss' office.

With Dub on vacation, Mike gets the homefield advantage in "I Love You, Man" today, but...D-D-Dave in Pittsburgh was not in the mood.

We've known for awhile now that Jenny was a WEIRD kid, and we thought we'd heard it all--until today's Krew Confessions.

We always like to end the day on a high note with a positive story that restores our faith in humanity, and today's will make you smile--and make you keep your kid's car windows rolled up to avoid a potential meltdown.

Mike's new mancave is complete--including a foosball table--and now his wife, Jacquie, is concerned that he's going to scare any friends out of coming over.

The newest gadget is one we can live without: the iShower curtain. Basically, it will allow you to use your phone, iPad, etc...while you're IN the shower. In addition to the general ridiculousness of this idea, Jenny also points out a major potential safety hazard.

There was a LOTTA tea to sip today on Can You Not, and one of us came *thiiiiiiiiis* close to a Whisper Challenge victory.

Jenny was excited for her first-ever turtle rescue mission last night, but it ended up being a huge fail, and if she sees that manner-less turtle again, she's going to have some things to say to it. 

Mike also had an encounter with a rude turtle and is lucky to have both nipples today--although nipple injuries are the least of Mike's worries after what happened when he pretty much destroyed an entire furniture display in a home decor store that shall remain nameless. 

Also, Jenny got to pick for Mike in today's episode of Krew Karaoke, and if you've ever wondered what a middle-aged white man from Wisconsin would sound like singing a Whitney Houston song in a British accent, well...your search is over!

Father's Day is this weekend, and if you're still deciding on the perfect gift for dear ol' dad, here are the results of a recent survey that reveal what he'd really like to have!

Dub brings more fire in the Weekend Rap-Up, Mike gets offended by the results of Who In The Room, and one of us racks up our very first win in Relative Insanity!