Kidnapped By Wizards

Kidnapped By Wizards

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Kidnapped By Wizards episodes

  • 23: Meaty Cow Fingers

    The boys are back from an accidental time travel spell and are ready to get going on more hot content! They discuss even more cases of Everyday Psycho activities, why Channel 5 needs to sort it's life out and, in a milestone for the pod, they discuss which fast food outlet is best, and why!

    1 hr 14 min
  • 22: Poddie Casties

    This week the boys seem to have lost the plot a bit, and ramble all kinds of nonsense, interspersed with amazing facts too of course! Why not hear all about yet more cryptids, such as the New Jersey Dad Wearer, why Stu wants to tame a Diglett and Ryan's love of a special move involving viscous fluids. Yes, I know. Weird, eh?

    1 hr 7 min
  • 21: The Mississippi Lake Admirer and Other Spooky Stories

    Join us, boys and girls, for a powerful Halloween episode like no other! The boys discuss their favourite cryptids, which crime they'd rather commit for the good of humanity, petty acts of mischief around the home and work toilets and, of course, what would we do to some classic spooky beasts?

    1 hr 2 min
  • 20: Clifford The Big Red Abomination

    Things get a bit… heated this week as The Beef and Tractor Plus get into why they hate daytime TV so much (screw you, Grallace), there's a surprisingly intense instalment of Eat, Kill, Tame and, for some reason, the Wizards decide to take on a Vengaboys classic for their new album…

    1 hr 4 min
  • 19: Anime Aesthetics

    The boys return from a week of being held captive by Superstar(s) Nigel to hit you with some hot, hot content! Learn all about the two headed dog, why killing Brian from Family Guy is a good idea and, of course, The Beef's love of Japanese visuals! Oh, and what if trolleys were made or human flesh, of course!

    1 hr 2 min
  • 18: Sir Tophamm Fisk

    Tractor Plus is back this week, and he's brought some hot new content with him! Join the boys as they discuss the hot alternate ending to the the queen's funeral, what Jim Henson got up to when nobody was watching and what happens on the Isle of Sodor when the train's faces get messed up…

    55 min
  • 17: Spells Don't Kill People, Wizards Do

    It's just The Beef and Daddy Cool this week, as Tractor Plus has left the barn to join the Ottoman Wars. They pass the time discussing eating Pokémon some more, catch you up on the latest in the Wizardverse and dropping in on the Wizards as they wrap up their latest rap banger!

    1 hr 3 min
  • 16: Pokémon Gourmet

    The Beef is back from a rather taxing tour of duty as an ottoman (you weren't there, man!) and has taken the reigns from Stu and Ryan before they hurt themselves! Join them for lots of talk about which Pokémon you should eat, and which are the tallest! They also introduce a new glossary feature, so our many thousands of new listeners can understand what the hell they're on about… always a bonus!

    57 min
  • 15: What's really in the Pharaoh's embalming jars.

    This week, whilst The Beef is away on Ottoman duties, Ryan and Stu discuss Prey, the 3 best British TV shows, the future of the MCU with thoughts on She Hulk, who keeps a jar of cum under the sink, and the real reason mummies attack you when you get close.

    51 min
  • 14: The Menace of the Bananas in Pyjamas

    This week the boys are on red alert, as Stu reveals the very real threat of encroaching anthropomorphic bananas decked out in nightwear. They also check out a very infamous Blade 2 review, have another in depth conversation about nipples and The Beef has to apologise for being a dick and spoiling Thor last time. It's a hoot!

    1 hr 4 min

About Kidnapped By Wizards

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Join us on Kidnapped By Wizards, a hilarious and entertaining podcast featuring three mischievous friends from the north of England. After being abducted by a trio of eccentric wizards, they're forced…