Kidnapped By Wizards

Kidnapped By Wizards

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  • 13: The Nipple Conundrum

    Time for another sizzling episode of the internet's greatest podcast about nothing in particular! This week the boys discuss Thor Love and Thunder, slag off the Snyderverse (don't hurt us please bots) and Stu drops a particularly unusual question about ones nips! Check it out! The Beef gets hit with a chair like in wrestling!

    1 hr 6 min
  • 12: The Wizards Drop a Banger

    This week is a hot one out in the Wizardverse, and the Wizards have decided to throw a nudist concert on the grounds. The boys are confined to the studio to talk about the biological makeup of M&Ms, how terrible Wonder Woman 84 is and other such hot and massively relevant things. They also talk about them PlayStation exclusives and Stu delivers a rather unusual hypothetical question…

    58 min
  • 11: Cast Those Chicken Bones

    This week the boys reminisce for the old fashioned ways of predicting the future that the internet killed, such as casting chicken bones over bin lids. They also discuss Lord Voldemort's frankly abysmal standup routine, just what Tarzan of the Apes has been up to and, just for you, read out a very special Toy Story tale that you definitely won't find on Disney Plus.

    1 hr 2 min
  • 10: House Beetles!

    In this very educational episode the boys take a look into the secret world of the House Beetle, an elusive creature indeed! Stu, aka Tractor Plus, drops some interesting conundrums and Ryan, aka Daddy Cool, has some trouble getting his robot ass past Captchas. They also discuss the failures of UK primetime television programmes and the wizards up to their usual nonsense after watching Die Hard.

    1 hr 4 min
  • 9: The Operational Lord of the Sith

    It’s a real sweaty hog show of an episode this week as the boys call out once-famed Hollywood comedian Eddie Murphy for his weak performance of late, marvel at the idea of the ghost jetpack, we all take a look at Stu’s birdbath and we discuss the recent work conduct of a certain Mr Vader and how he’s been wasting all the Empire’s galactic credits, the soft shite.

    52 min
  • 8: My Nan Is a Thief

    In this rollercoaster of an episode the boys discuss the latest things that have popped up into their minds, including James Corden, the Shoe People infestation, a new hog roast TV show pitch and The Beef shares a rather accusatory dream about a beloved family member being a shady criminal!


    1 hr 9 min
  • 7: The Breakfast Chub

    In this plate stacked with hot content goodness, the boys set to the ultimate gut buster of a challenge: tiering breakfast options! What makes the Maccies breakfast so powerful and what on earth is a Chunky Juice? Additionally a strange portal opens near the Wizards Tower and the Upside Down spews out a familiar figure from podcasts past.

    1 hr 6 min
  • 6: The Swollen Hog

    In this hot as heck episode the boys look at the new adventures of Obi Wan Kenobi, posit a theory about Alexandr Orlov and his manservant Sergei, take a look at the phenomenon that is Binley Mega Chippy and tell off Hollywood for constantly making awful sequels to The Terminator.

    58 min
  • 5: Stu-ooth Criminal
    This week the boys have quite a lot to discuss, such as where they would position in a human centipede, how many people would you have to 1v1 to be the last human standing and Stu has some incontrovertible proof that the Mandela Effect is real. O3O nuzzle wuzzle!
    1 hr 7 min
  • 4: The Tragic End of Cheddar George
    This week the boys get a stern telling off from the Wizards for talking about the MCU too much, so they move on to knock off heroes instead after Ryan's trip to Loldi. They also discuss the recipe for the perfect action movie and a beloved podcast character meets an untimely end, lucky Master Phenrig has a plan to hide the corpse!
    53 min

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Join us on Kidnapped By Wizards, a hilarious and entertaining podcast featuring three mischievous friends from the north of England. After being abducted by a trio of eccentric wizards, they're forced…