Kids vs. Cats

Kids vs. Cats

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Kids vs. Cats episodes

  • Kids vs. Cats - Whose Team
    In their first installment for 2023 Joe and Dave chat up the utility of sinks, dogs owning guns and the messed up world of sports and athletes and the work that crosses to fit making the mountain a little less formidable. Be sure to hang in there until after the potty break when things really start to flow and we serve up delicious morsels of kids vs. cats. Make this your best year yet by SUBSCRIBING and SHARING and COMMENTING
    1 hr
  • Kids vs. Cats - Carbon Capitalized
    Joe goes nuclear on coyotes, hairy wife legs and wood chopping child laborless horror stories. Dave gives the gift that keeps on giving the wrong information but boasts the biggest birthday wishes for Joe. Comment. Subscribe. Share. Please. Make it a beautiful day!
    58 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Contractual Constrictions
    Joe and Dave hope you can swallow the whole episode as they chat up getting scammed in New Orleans, Pythons power-lunching on people, priests and nuns knocking out some porn and how to DIY a dog cone so that no one can lick their surgically removed genitals - as marriage teaches us all. Subscribe, comment, like, follow, share. Be blessed today y'all!
    1 hr 14 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Forty Niners
    Joe and Dave double dip on birthday celebrations, face to face conversations, siblings sexing on edibles and all the energy it takes to guide teenagers into action. Subscribe, comment, follow, share, post and discuss amongst your peer group. More importantly, good friends and family matter - let 'em know you love 'em.
    59 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - College Rocks

    Joe takes us on a guided tour of Ithaca College and Cornell, leaving out all the juicy bits of his time spent there as a young man, because he was with his kids. Dave dives into his weekend exploits in Detroit taking in the Chris Rock concert, as well as showing us a window into proper inspection and how to appropriately watch a live event.

    1 hr 7 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - The Grind
    Joe's secret way to hide all of his rage gets uncovered by the dentist. Dave is unable, more so unwilling, to unionize fake dads. The auto tip is brought to the forefront in the era of shrinkflation. The boys get 20% better today when Dave sings a song to his French Cowboy partner! 
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    56 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Call Mom
    Joe goes full NOO YAWK with alum shout-out for Tim Locastro and the Ithaca Bombers while Dave licks his old man lax wounds. The two pre-elder white males discuss bias hotlines, and answer "who ya gonna call?" without mentioning the movie franchise everybody claps back with. What makes the best family photos? Listen to find out! If this episode hurts your feelings please call another human being. That's what humans do - talk to one another. I think Joe and Dave talked about other stuff...oh! Dave finally succumbs to Joe's incessant desire to be laughed at, which is nice and we answer the age old question 'breasts or thighs?' subscribe. comment. thrive.
    1 hr 7 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Parking Violations

    Dave parks cars at the ESPYs, runs into a former model on Hollywood Blvd. who thought Joe was her daddy. The duo discuss family vacations, why all sports needs a new audio/video perspective pioneered by the PLL and Joe goes in circles on a rented jet ski. Where does the microphone go...oh if only we were both in the know. SUBSCRIBE!

    58 min
  • Kids vs. Cats - Bocce'd Up
    Joe get his team disqualified from the Bocce Ball Championship, mostly because drunken wives are trying to let off some steam from the recession...we chat recession depression, drunk retorts, no-call-no-shows and why a good friend always has your back and bad friends are nowhere to be found and the greatest friend reminds you that when the "wife is the fan" aka "shit hits the fan," turn off the fan.
    1 hr 6 min

About Kids vs. Cats

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Joe’s got kids. Dave’s got cats.