Good god, girl, let's-a-go! We're running and jumping all around the mushroom kingdom this week and our knees are blown out! Please make our sacrifice worth it.

Happy Hollandaise from Will and Kelsey! We got you an early episode as a present. It probably won't fit because your father went shopping without me, but don't mention it because he was VERY excited.

Prepare to engage, because this week we're doing Star Trek: The Next Generation! Together we'll try to figure out if Worf's head ridges are a sex thing or if they're DEFINITELY a sex thing.

This week's episode is stuffed to the GILLS with twists, turns, gambits, coups, moves, counter-moves, and (we CANNOT stress this enough) horniness. Will and Kelsey debate the sexiest chess piece, create an original HBO miniseries, and discover the long-lost Empress's Gambit.

This week, Will and Kelsey visit the wizarding world of TERFs! After a brief encounter with poor audio quality (it gets better!), they discuss the Hogwarts PTA and the classism inherent in the house system. Fun!

Will and Kelsey get spooky as they discuss pumpkin betrayal, Jigsaw's production budget, and how the Headless Horseman deals with fruit flies.

Ready to hear how horny Will and Kelsey are for the horses of Middle Earth? Horny enough to design a functioning horse typewriter. Dive in!