Kill All Film Majors

Guy Ritchie keeps making the same movie over and over except for when he made Aladdin. That doesn’t come up in this episode, that’s just something google told me. Instead we talk about Boy Kills World, which was directed by somebody and has quirky dialogue and quirky action and quirky names and evil Snake Eyes from the movie Snake Eyes.

We finally get the new audio set-up working for our second Goodwill Grab Bag but forget the XLR cables. It’s wild these are even managing to get recorded. Also we have an email now. Please direct all hate mail to: [email protected].

Returning to the Double Feature with our most marketable episode yet! 10 years ago these movies were mainstream. People knew about them and even paid to see them. Not me though. I would never. Also we crashed the goddamn PC again.

We (poorly) introduce our new segment: Goodwill Grab Bag! Turns out this podcast has themes, who knew? We crashed a PC and ran out of time so we barely talk about one of the movies! Maybe we’d have more time if we didn’t stop to complain about fonts. What a mess.

Back for another Double Feature with our worst sounding audio so far! Luckily it's our shortest episode yet as we try to get in touch with our inner teenage girl. Unfortunately we can't find her so instead we talk about true American hero BLADE.

This week the boys continue their struggles with audio quality as they hunt for the perfect mix. If only they could see the future like Madame Web or write the future like whatever Bryce Dallas Howard's name was in Argylle.

The inaugural flight of Kill All Film Majors starts in orbit and goes further into the void on a search for their missing dad. The only thing left to do is crash back on Earth. Hard.