My mother does WHAT, WHERE?!? This week we're covering the scariest movie your parents have ever seen (especially if they were raised Catholic). The great William Friedkin directs (maybe with some questionable methods) a stellar cast in this bonafide classic horror movie. So, does this movie hold up to modern standards? Listen and find out! Plus, we discuss horror movies based on books that eclipsed their source material. 

Join us as we revisit the maybe direct to video cheap-o sequel ALLIGATOR II: THE MUTATION! This one basically recycles the plot of the first movie but instead of Robert Forester you got Joseph Bologna and instead of a cool looking alligator you got...whatever the hell is in this one. It's PG-13! After our discussion we rank the two Alligator films, and the results may shock you. Finally, in our 3rd segment we discuss the Random Creature Features movie THE LIFT (1983), and announce our next series...it's a scary one! 

What happens when you flush a little baby alligator down the toilet and give it a bunch of mutagen-laced carcasses? YOU GET A GIANT, KILLER ALLIGATOR, BABY! You got Robert Forster and Robin Riker looking like a million bucks. You got a stacked cast of character actors looking like normal people in a way that would never fly these days. A practical effects killer gator! Is this another run of the mill Jaws rip-off, or a hidden gem? Listen and find out. Stay tuned to the end where we discuss killer pet movies in a brand new segment called They Make Great Pets! 

Our long journey through the Halloween series comes to an end as we hand out our superlatives and announce our canonical rankings of all 12 Halloween films. We're going to miss the friends we made along the way: Laurie Strode, Jamie Lloyd, Dr. Loomis, Tom Atkin's powerful ass...ahh the memories. We also invite our social media manager and horror fanatic Scott Jennings on to talk through his series rankings! Join us for one final scare.

I got bad news for evil, cuz it dies tonight! We're coming in hot with our takes on Halloween Kills, the second in the David Gorden Green Halloween Trilogy! This one starts right where the last one left off. Michael and Laurie return (well, Laurie sort of returns...) and they're joined by an ever expanding cast of angry Haddonfield residents who are champing at the bit to tear Michael a new one! In the final segment we talk about some of our favorite movies to throw on at Halloween time!

We’re one movie away from finishing the series (for now)! Move over Rob Zombie, step right up David Gordon Green. DGG and Danny McBride may seem like two unlikely candidates to take the reigns on one of the most celebrated horror franchises of all time, but do they deliver the goods? Listen and find out! Plus, we work in the lab late one night and put together an all killer no filler Halloween Party playlist! 

Rob Zombie brings his carny-from-hell aesthetic to the Halloween series with his reboot and it’s sequel. Michael Myers gets a full back story! There are white horses! There’s a ton of Sheri Moon Zombie! Our opinions on these two grimy, sadistic pieces of work made by America’s premiere Wife Guy will shock you. 

Jamie Lee Curtis returns for two final nails in the Laurie Strode timeline. This week we’re talking about HALLOWEEN H20: 20 YEARS LATER (1998) and HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION (2002).  Both movies feature rappers turned actors. Both feel OF A TIME. Both feature HORRIBLE HAIRCUTS!  One is pretty abysmal! Stay tuned through the final segment where we talk about the Random Creature Feature movie THE LEGEND OF HILLBILLY JOHN (1972) and pick next months random movie!  LET THE DANGERTAINMENT BEGIN! 

The Cult of Thorn trilogy concludes with this absolute confusing mess of a movie...but what's this?...does it somehow rise above it's nonsensical script? Listen and find out! We talk the Theatrical Cut and The Producers cut. Is one superior? Also, listen and find out. Really, if you just listen, you will find out a lot of things. Your life will be better. Also also: Horror Movie Trival Pursuit! I'm really running out of steam writing this...

The Thorn Trilogy has begun! Halloween 3 flopped, and Michael Myers is back to wreak havoc on his extended family. In this jam packed episode we break down not 1 but 2 movies! They came out a year apart, they share much of the same cast, but boy oh boy are they different from one another. Also, maybe the worst masks of the series? You're not going to want to miss this action-packed thrill ride!