Kill The Day

Kill The Day

By Elizabeth McKenzieComedyArtsPerforming Arts
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Kill The Day episodes

  • 008. I Am Grinder + Other Stories

    We are officially out of lockdown and the government is forcing Elizabeth to get organised with her socialising. It's not going very well. She's now entrenched in a romantic relationship with coronavirus and the rest of the world. We cover what she's done this week including grinding in her sleep, the complete breakdown of getting a manicure, and taking a day off to rewatch The Hunger Games. Follow her on Instagram @elizabethellenmckenzie

    36 min
  • 007. I Am A Rollercoaster Of Emotion + Other Stories

    A disorganised and truly devolving Elizabeth is on a rollercoaster of emotion. This is the hot dumpster fire of diarrhea episode. From the mental health of being in lockdown for four months to reaching her emergency weight and the highs and lows of being a business owner. This is a no-holds-barred episode that reviews the new Borat. Follow her on Instagram @elizabethellenmckenzie

    37 min
  • 006. I Am Hungover + Other Stories

    This is a special expert episode in which Elizabeth imparts her wisdom on the one thing she's truly an expert in: The Hangover. Elizabeth breaks down the three-day hangover, her longest three-month hangover, the worst place in the world to have a hangover, and she gives you the best cocktail recipes for a Margarita + Old Fashioned that'll knock you out, leaving you with the hangover that allows you to do absolutely nothing the next day. Follow her on Instagram @elizabethellenmckenzie

    36 min
  • 005. Am I Getting Pregnant...Or Not? + Other Stories

    Elizabeth and Edwin are trying to make the life-altering decision to have a baby. And we're taking it to the polls! It's time to vote via Instagram DMs @elizabethellenmckenzie. They discuss their fur children and compare them to human children, Cardi B's nails, voting on the very first Australian Idol, and Elizabeth's plans to write the ultimate pop song that Taylor Swift would bow down to. Follow her on Instagram @elizabethellenmckenzie

    35 min
  • 004. I'm A Chubster + Other Stories
    Coming live from the living room, it's FASH-UN week. Elizabeth's talking about her apple-sized body including her gym junkie traps, the One Direction lyrics that sum up her style, and why she has absolutely zero motivation to lose weight. She also covers the games they play including flipping the middle finger, the Aperol Crawl, and the interactive way to experience new locations from the couch. Follow her on Instagram @elizabethellenmckenzie
    42 min
  • 003. I'm Obsessed With Hollywood + Other Stories

    Coming to you unedited from her living room with her husband Edwin and two dogs chilling on the couch, Elizabeth talks through her close encounters of the Hollywood kind. From playing the violin at Hugh Jackman's wedding, to trying to text Noah Centineo and getting denied, to Jake Lacey watching my IG stories, to being ghosted by Rebel Wilson's manager. This episode is all about the city of angels and her obsession with famous peeps. And we expose some Criminal Minds behind the scenes drama. Follow her on Instagram @elizabethellenmckenzie

    40 min
  • 002. I'm A Quitter + Other Stories

    Elizabeth shares her rap sheet on quitting. From quitting tv shows (and how Eddie and Elizabeth developed their rating scale for watching approval), to quitting her stationery business that she started for a hot minute (and how you can't always throw money at a situation to make it successful), to quitting her shitty ass football team while the premiership port her dad bought her 20 years ago becomes poison, and quitting the corporate world in favor of wearing band merch. Follow her on Instagram @elizabethellenmckenzie

    33 min
  • 001. I Shit Myself + Other Stories

    Coming to you unedited from her living room with her husband Edwin and two dogs chilling on the couch, Elizabeth gives you a #noshame smackdown when it comes to being compromised internally and how it shaped her relationship from going steady to getting engaged. She also talks about retaking Buzzfeed quizzes, Taylor Swift, and our standing date, Criminal Minds. Follow her on Instagram @elizabethellenmckenzie

    35 min

About Kill The Day

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Comedian Elizabeth McKenzie offers up stories on how to kill your day on her podcast Kill The Day.