Nintendo's mustachioed mascot takes a turn-based approach to throwing down with some barefoot brawlers. It kinda seems unfair to pit a chonky middle-aged guy against people who can crush watermelons with their thighs, but then again Mario has been known to smash heads with a giant mallet, so... call it even?

---

Panelists

• Adam (The Good, the Bad, and the Backlog)
• Dave Jackson (Tales from the Backlog)
• Lynnsey