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Listen intently as Albert, Stan & Sandra speculate on things in the first three episodes
of Watchmen that were all largely answered in  the fourth after they recorded this.
As retribution for Albert's stance on Star Wars, Stan lets Sandra completely spoil the movie The Lighthouse. Also, Albert displays hostility toward Jeremy Renner and Rick & Morty fans. MOVIE SPOILERS throughout, & at no time does Stan compare any comic book writers to Hitler. That should really help our ratings.

Albert loves women, just not British women who wield lightsabers
Stan ignores things that upset him, except when it comes to Dr. Doom,
Both Albert & Stan think way too much about Superman's dating habits,
Remember the New Universe? No one else does either, yet they talk about it for 15 minutes. Oh, and the Vodka hits Stan at the one hour fifteen minute mark.

 Albert asserts that Patrick Stewart can be bought for a "crap-ton" of money-
Stan speculates on what normal people watch on TV- They segue into a discussion about the possible logistics of ducks having sex with humans. Albert then absentmindedly insults Rosario Dawson. Oh, yeah, Albert adds his own sound effects.
Someone rush this masterpiece to the archives ASAP. 

Albert thinks Robert Duvall is worth more money.
Stan gets clever, or as clever as Stan ever gets.
Albert dozes off during Stan's clever moments.
Stan has to apologize to the Keymaster.
Welcome to Waid country. They have no idea what that means,
 but they thought it was funny.

Albert has a problem with horses in space.
Ali tries to push her Nightwing/Winter Soldier Slash fiction on Albert.
Stan cries because of the poor treatment of Protocol Droids in movies.
All this and they define what "cinema" is, because of course they do, they have no self-awareness.

Canada fakes a holiday.
Albert has read Multiversity MULTIPLE times.
Stan goes for the record on how many times "Tempus Fuginaut"can be said in one podcast.
Albert thinks "Tempus Fuginaut" can be cleared up with some foot powder.
Stan actually says "Before we get off the Feige thing" without giggling.
Albert explores his mutant-curious side. Join us in their slow, awkward spiral into solipsistic fandom, won't you?

Another discussion about drawing feet.
Albert thinks Bob Iger is out to kill him.
Stan has some serious Canadian conspiracy theories to share.
Albert informs Stan that Canadians aren't real.
Stan showcases his musical talent while looking up He-Man information.
I think they mention at least one comic book at some point.

Joaquin Phoenix must be a lot of fun at parties.
Stan waxes nostalgic for when clowns had mustaches.
Albert thinks the movie "Ace in the Hole" should be up for an Academy Award.
Why does Stan know so much about battery powered rabbits?
All this plus we are 24 episodes in and Albert simply has not been listening!

Is your job a joke? Are you broke? Your love life D.O.A?
Well, Albert doesn't give a $#!%.
Stan engages in hyperbole over Star Wars, but if he really believes it, that
makes it true, right?
Albert thinks his being a Trekkie gives him he right to tell jokes about Trekkies.
Stan might be crossdressing as Harley Quinn.
Jason still won't be on the podcast, but has no problem with our doing commercials for him.
All this, and at some point we mention comic books, too.

Thrill to the excitement as Albert & Stan try to do simple math.
Stan tries to explain to Albert the correct way to watch all 10 Star Wars movies.
Albert touts the 1986 Transformers animated movie as humankind's greatest achievement.
Stan, again, asserts there is cocaine in Coca-Cola.
There's also an inordinate amount of discussion about Captain D's. So we got that going for us.