Albert gets all the chicks.
Stan says "Kerfuffle". Star Trek bans Albert.
They learn that the title "Space Pig" is not referring to the Green Lantern Corps.
Also they debate Cable vs. Streaming. At least they aren't asking you for money...yet.

Albert explains how the Free Masons will take out Scientology.
Stan wonders how many pages of Major X will $500,000 buy.
Turns out Cheshire isn't Shiva.
All this and Albert joins a secret society, too!

Albert starts his own essential oil business.
Stan "overthinks"...which is a sure sign of the Apocalypse. 
Albert decides to pick a fight with Tolkien fans, then compares Elizabeth Olsen to Hitler
Thrill to new levels of disdain in Stan's voice as he says "Apex Lex". 
All this and they make special guest Chris Fason open up about nudity in the kitchen

Albert and Stan make a list of all the Dicks they know, then they discuss Fanny(s) -Neither Stan nor Albert can accurately identify Lady Shiva-Stan fears Lisa Bonet -If you don't understand Batman's fetishes, stay out of the Justice League-Albert discovers the center of all creation is the mini comics in the He-Man action Figures from the 80s.

Albert has problems with Picard- Stan learns that the introduction of a Hyena does not necessarily mean things are going to get better-Albert explains to Stan how aging works.
Stan explains mutant birth control to Albert-All this plus some robot lovin'. 

If you just hand Albert something, he'll take it-Stan has a natural aversion to the French-Albert forbids JJ Abrams from touching anything ever again, which makes
going to the bathroom more of a challenge-Also, you get to be in on the ground floor of Elizabeth Olsen filing stalking charges against Albert.

Albert is dismayed that Wonder Woman is now armed with a chainsaw of truth-Stan mispronounces "Tigra", and "Titania", and several other words and names, but why should this be different than other episodes?-Albert discusses geology in relation to Brie Larson, then he denies Harley Quinn a seat at the table-A lotta Star Trek blasphemy in this episode, so you're forewarned.

Albert brings up Hitler first, just as a change of pace -Bendis deprives Stan of promised shenanigans- A lot of talk about cogs, at least we think that's what they are saying- Now with more censorship in this one podcast than the entirety of last year's run!

How about a quickie with Stan and Albert? No one will know, it'll be our lil secret.

Albert has an unhealthy obsession with Gail Simone-Stan mentions Hitler again, but not where it would be acceptable to mention Hitler-For someone that doesn't like Legos, Albert sure knows a lot about them-An amazing amount of discussion about the SubMariner for a show without Sandra-There are probably better things to do with your time, but who has the energy for them?