Albert sides with Xenu, again. Stan feels that the release of the Snyder cut of Justice League fulfills Biblical prophecy. Sandra cheats on the SubMariner with Thranduil. They then proceed to have a discussion about the genitalia of the Flash's Rogue Gallery. All this and God with a capital "G" shows up in DC continuity. This is not the religious experience you are looking for.

Albert has an ankle fetish. Sandra actually believes "Scotland" exists.
Stan is concerned about jaywalkers in Metropolis. They prove that absolutely no part of this podcast is scripted or researched in the slightest.

Albert is a Regis Philbin fan and can't tell one shark from another. Sandra assigns a gender to water. Stan expects to be rewarded if Ed Harris is dangled in front of him. We also learn that "There ain't no sharks in Turkey Creek" is the slogan Walker County uses to bring in tourists. Albert is inspired by BeastMaster to invite kids over for a Bar-B-Q.

Don't let the kids listen to this one. Albert wants Vince McMahon in charge of everything NOW! Sandra pretends like she doesn't know what Showtime airs after hours. Albert references The Apple Dumpling Gang. And there's discussion about giant worm mating habits.

Albert gets a lot of his dialogue cut due to common sense. Stan discusses cheese utensils in relation to the internet. Sandra is still defending The Submariner, we aren't sure from what or who. All of them agree that Warren Ellis is a comic book genius. PG-13 

Albert says some sexist things about a mermaid.
Instead of defending women, Sandra defends Namor; who was not under attack.
Stan gets his Bries mixed up. Albert & Sandra discuss the size of Steven Seagal's head.
There's some mention of a guy in a batsuit, too.

Thrill to over 20 minutes of Albert arguing with Stan about R2-D2.
Be astounded as Sandra & Albert demonstrate that they can't be bothered with details.
Cheer as Stan sets the record straight and shows that Star Wars is the greatest movie franchise of all time.Rage as Stan then makes you all fastly furious.
As an added bonus; No mention of COVID-19 at all!

In the face of a worldwide crisis, Albert takes time to criticize Bendis.
Stan says "unprecedented" and "plethora" a lot. Albert would like to buy a tiger so he can start a sex cult in Morris, Alabama. Stan's hanging out in the interim. Oh, and you can drop your kids off with Albert during this crisis.

Diamond slams the breaks on comic book shipping.
Albert Knows who John Cleese is.
Stan makes "sushi bar" into an euphemism.
Albert & Stan have minute of confusion to commemorate the Mutant Massacre

Albert comes clean about his nose fetish.
Stan will eventually be eaten by a wolf, or possibly wolves.
Albert wants words with the Pope, or Jude Law depending on whose schedule is free.
Then they discuss He-Man for a long time.