Kiss the Goat

Join your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema as they present Keanu Reeves and his Holy Shotgun taking on both Heaven and Hell in 2005’s CONSTANTINE. Full of insane action and bad theology, how will the movie bear up under the intense scrutiny of X & Cootie, and the ultimate interrogation of Three Questions? Download and stick it in yer ear to find out! Also on Episode 22: more weird musical references, a Lightning Round on Ask the Goat and how can we make KTG the Official Podcast of the State of Tennessee? This episode is a must-listen! Mostly because you can’t read it. You really HAVE to listen to it, don’t you?

Happy Easter from Kiss the Goat! Why would a show like ours even prepare an Easter episode? Well, first of all, we’re smart-asses. Secondly, you’d be surprised how relevant a movie like TO THE DEVIL A DAUGHTER can be around Easter! Join Christopher Lee, a young Nastassja Kinski and us for a thorough break down of a movie that sorta breaks down by itself, anyway.

Quantum physics? Homeless people? MOUTHWASH? By the gods, it’s all here on Episode 20 of KISS THE GOAT! Follow along as X and Cootie, your Demonic Duo, tackle one of John Carpenter’s most controversial films, PRINCE OF DARKNESS. What will your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic schlock cinema make of the Anti-God? Tune in and find out. Also: ASK THE GOAT, lots of talk about bugs, and a new segment! Tune if for MR. ROBERTSON’S NEIGHBORHOOD, where we subject ourselves to the wit and wisdom to America’s favorite crazy person, the Reverend Pat Robertson. How can you resist? YOU CAN’T. Shove this into your earholes right away!

Your Demonic Duo continue their tour of Satanic Italy with 1974’s infamous EXORCIST rip-off, BEYOND THE DOOR. It’s so bad, it got sued! It’s a simple story of boy meets girl, boy helps girl escape Satanic cult, girl gets possessed by the Devil. That old chestnut. Plus: Cootie and X tackle the gritty issues of the day… like yoga… in SATAN IN THE NEWS! There’s also a quick trip to Mister Robertson’s Neighborhood. PAT Robertson, that is. It’s great fun for your ear machines, so put it at about medium volume, because we had some clipping issues on this episode, and we don’t want you to hurt yourself. But we do want you to KISS THE GOAT!

Five screenwriters. Five different titles. Four soundtrack composers. Is THE CHURCH a Satanic classic or just one hell of a mess? X and Cootie take you on a guided tour through Michele Soavi’s first feature film. Plus: the last building in Wheat, Drinking with the Devil and Fifty Shades of Whatevs! All this and more on Kiss the Goat! We jam Satano.

​It’a a movie that polarized audiences in 1971; why shouldn’t it put your Demonic Duo at odds? As controversial now as it was then, Ken Russell’s THE DEVILS is a strange mix of history and horror, garish visuals and subtle nuance. Have you seen it? It’s a rare one. Also: Ask the Goat, Satan in the News and a few words from Bolsover, England. Stick this in your earholes, set at 350 degrees and in only an hour, you’ve got a heaping helping of AWESOME.

Cootie & X go dancing with Mr. Brownstone in this episode of Kiss the Goat! Actually, the movie on this episode takes place in a brownstone apartment building. Your Demonic Duo takes on the ultra-weirdness of 1977’s “The Sentinel.” They also announce the first Patron Saint of Kiss the Goat, which makes no sense when you read it, and even less when you hear it, but it’s lots of fun nonetheless. Mustaches! Orgasms! Catholics! Not necessarily in that order! It’s all here for you on Episode 16 of Kiss the Goat!

Travel with X and Cootie, your Demonic Duo, back to the simpler times of California in the 1970’s when men were men, women were trophies and children were senior citizens. Something like that. That’s right, on this episode of Kiss the Goat, we force our way into THE BROTHERHOOD OF SATAN and are disappointed to learn they’re not even Freemasons! Plus: Satan in the News, Drinking with the Devil makes its stumbling return and all… well… four of your questions are answered in Kiss the Goat!

It’s a new year, and Cootie and X are back! This time, they jump back in time to 1975 to examine THE DEVIL’S RAIN, a movie with… it has… well, the title is cool! There’s melting and scourging and an informative discussion about why Canadians can’t wear cowboy hats. Also: Three Questions, Ask the Goat and a brand new devil jam from DJ X! Golly, what more could a girl ask for? It’s 2015; let the heresy begin!

Remember those great old Christmas specials you used to get on television, with hoses like Andy Williams and Perry Como?

It is a Very Special Episode though! There are musical guests, your kind and benevolent hosts share some of their favorite holiday memories, a movie is talked about in an unkind fashion… and a dark secret is revealed, one the will affect the entire episode, and perhaps the whole podcast for months to come.

Happy Whatever You Celebrate from X and Cootie!