Knee Deep

Knee Deep

By Jeff BenderComedy
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Knee Deep episodes

  • The Catch (Part Two)

    With a C in science keeping me home afte school, my only hope was catching one of Mr. Dadburny's pop-ups at recess, flies that were hit so high they disppeared into the sun. I thought maybe there would be a science formula for catching a baseball, and when I went looking for it, my answers came both on and off the field.

    14 min
  • The Catch (Part One)
    I couldn't wait for the ground to dry up and head out to the baseball field first thing in the Spring. Spitting on our hands, the chatter at the plate and equipment strewn behind the backstop. I relished the season of all that – except this Spring I couldn't play. I got a dadburned C in science, and I was out at home, quarantined to study until I could get my grade up. But just because I was on the sidelines, didn't mean I was out of the game....
    14 min
  • Grace That Brought Us Safe Thus Far

    It is always interesting to ask a Christian about their salvation story, especially this time of year. There is never one of those stories that is boring, and often they begin along a dark path with twists and turns with little assurance that there is any light at the other end. Along the way, someone likened the journey to walking through a dark tunnel that begins black and dingy, but ends with...well, you may have to walk the through this story yourself to see the grace that brought us safe thus far.


    10 min
  • What Comes Softly Calling in the Morning

    Some people find the call of the mourning dove sorrowful, perhaps because its low and tender tone. I am just waking up myself, allowing my thoughts

    from the night to pivot into those of the new day. The waking hour is one that adjusts slowly to a new field of vision, and doves come in gently.

    11 min
  • Ducknically, We Can Call It Spring
    Enter Maude and Claude, a cute little mallard couple that waddles across our driveway, like they do every year, and invited themselves to be our pond Airbnb guests. We aren’t that great with uninvited boarders, but we love to see this couple flap in and make an uncoordinated landing near our back porch. Really though, they stop because they like our company. They are part of our family, our people.
    11 min
  • In the Presence of Profound

    Our life lessons are here and gone each day, but sometimes they hit pay dirt and register deeper in our consciousness. I saw one of those snippets come to life recently at the Greatest Arabian Horse Show, a competition at a horse arena near Phoenix, Arizona. It too, was a snapshot that came and went quickly, but reminded me that whether we are the student or the teacher, we all still feeling the oats of life's learning curve.

    11 min
  • The Truth Is My Luggage Dances Better Than I Do

    It was not long after I began the first leg of a get-a-way to Arizona that my suitcase took control.  My own luggage made it clear that if we were going to dance, it would be the one leading, and I would be the one to follow. If my suitcase was meant to be more coordinated than I was, Ginger Rogers would have paired with one a long time ago, and ditched Fred Astaire. Grab the handle, and step aside Security. 

    10 min
  • Save Your Pennies! Better Yet, Save Your Breath!
    Everyone had that professor. Yes, that one. He had taught all his life and his lectures, while on point, only needed a spark to set off the powder keg. We needed the credit, we needed the degree, but secretly we were only hoping his lecture would end before...oops, someone brought up that touchy subject and woke the Kraken.
    7 min
  • (Part 3) Now Showing: 20,000 Leagues Under the Living Room
    While we thought we had clearly established our boundaries in our sunken rec room, subtle changes were in the air. Our once loyal toy poodle seemed suddenly much happier around our G'ma. Jealousy and outrage mixed, setting in motion a diabolical plan to win back our TV space, the man cave of our youth.
    12 min
  • Now Showing: Part Two: 20,000 Leagues Under the Living Room
    The rec room and its replenishing oxygen was starting to take on personal meaning for us and had slowly evolved from a depressing lower umbilical to the rest of the house to a major pipeline offering safety and lots of TV. While our sliding entrance to the rec room also offered Olympic hopes, the arrival of our grandmother from Ohio had a magnetic effect on our pet poodle but threatened our nuclear equilibrium.
    14 min

About Knee Deep

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Welcome to Knee Deep, a five-minute story in a cup. It’s light, not too deep, with just enough of the tide washing in to reset your day and help you get back on your feet. Wade in with me. Hear a funny tale, or my observations on life under the surface.