Knee Deep

Knee Deep

By Jeff BenderComedy
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Knee Deep episodes

  • Now Showing: 20,000 Leagues Under the Living Room

    When my parents bought out first house, they loved the big back yard, the friendly neighborhood and the proximity to a good school. My brother and I, on the other hand, considered the sunken living room not only the best selling point, but a secret passage to a subterranean culture, and a shelter from an impending global disaster: The Greenhouse Effect. 

    12 min
  • Behind Every Shoe There is a Great Slipper

    If bears had slippers they might never come out of hibernation. Why? Because slippers automatically turn off the alarm clocks inside us. Our circadian rhythms slow when we put on our house shoes, and deep down in our soles, our feet let out a long sigh when are slippers come to rest near us. Therapy dogs beware: in the future you will all be replaced with a good pair of slippers.

    9 min
  • A Dream in Full Swing

    We all are products of those voices who took a chance on us, those that saw something bright in our future and taught us what becoming better looked like. In this short story in a week celebrating Martin Luther King’s Jr.’s birthday, the author replays the role of one encourager whose skills were simple, but whose hands were big. To have a dream, one must first be willing to use what we are given.

    10 min
  • I'll Take a Pink Horse, and a Side Order of Fries

    If you had an art teacher when you were a kid that didn't like your creations, you might be inspired after you read this to get out the old paint set and pick up where you left off. Be careful though! Lurking within every creative process, every art work, is a ravaging imagination, full of quirks and...duh-dum....a large side order of mystery! 

    9 min
  • 2023: Well Within Walking Distance

    I'm a list maker. So, when it comes to making my New Year's resolutions, out come the 3 X 5 cards. Several authors, however, suggested an alternative to the ubiquitous list, something that feels a little less like a vulture circling overhead, and more like, well, a walk in the park...have a listen here and check into the new year with a new kind of resolve.

    10 min
  • A Christmas Like Nobody's Business
    Processing Christmas in families is... well...a lot like processing any other day of the year. And yet, some of our most important Christmas moments, the ones we reminisce about, are the ones that took years for us to process. Families and Christmas. How are they ever going to be able to sit in the same room together?
    7 min
  • Two Angels from Ketchum (Part Two)

    Last week I began a story set in Ketchum, Idaho, where several of my buddies and I had taken a leave of absence from college, cowboy hats and all. Living out west was a culture shock but working at the ski resort was no vacation. As Christmas day moved quietly towards us, homesickness crept in. We found ourselves on a desolate hike home after a night of broom ball, isolated, cold and acutely aware that we were being watched, and stalked by wild dogs.

    13 min
  • Two Angels from Ketchum

    We didn't want college. We wanted adventure. An Idaho ski resort sounded like the ticket for one semester, but as tourists flew in to party for Christmas, we scrapped by as maids at a ski resort, and looked over our shoulders for another more serious threat.

    12 min
  • Ten Tidings I Give to You and Your Kin
    Not in the mood this year for all the holiday hoopla? How about adding some fig newton to your pancake recipe or wearing an oversized Christmas band aid on your forehead? Here's ten tidings that will gift you with some new energy and some out-of-the-box ideas that will put a little jingle in your snow boots. You might even find your inner Christmas child along the way!
    10 min
  • Big Wheels Keep On Turning
    Feeling handicapped by a fear of failure? Like Matt Damon said in We Bought A Zoo, "sometimes all it takes is just twenty seconds of insane courage." We sometimes get over our fears by firing first and taking aim later, because eventually one of those shots is gonna hit pay dirt. Put your seat belt on for this one, because in this episode, we are going for a wild ride. Oh, and by the way, you may need an extra shirt.
    7 min

About Knee Deep

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Welcome to Knee Deep, a five-minute story in a cup. It’s light, not too deep, with just enough of the tide washing in to reset your day and help you get back on your feet. Wade in with me. Hear a funny tale, or my observations on life under the surface.