Are you serious? Staples?! Today we talk about how not to poison candy and that even convicted killers can band together to hate one piece of crap.

Don't eat the god-damn mushrooms, Don't desecrate graves, AND DON'T STRANGLE YOURSELF.

Because your demons don't dance and Berry don't rock and roll. Also Rachel says fuck berry. Don't sue us this is for educational purposes. Checkmate lawyers.

Snoop Dogg wine exists and it's "pretty good" and the blue moon is a red herring. 

Witches be Witching, Haters be Hating, and crusty old farmers are trying to hang both. We are coming at you LIVE from the (probably haunted) Ellis Hotel.

Today we talk about Covington, Georgia and possibly a bit too much about religion. Vampire Diaries is an okay show.

Today we talk about the disastrous events that took place at the "absolutely fireproof" Winecoff hotel. SPOILER ALERT: It's not fireproof.

Today Rachel re-enacts the position of a dead body... but you can't see that. Our hometown once again is home to a suspicious death. How comforting.

We're back at it again with the "white vans"! Tonight we come back from our month-long hiatus to talk about one of the most sickening pedophiles. Killing people in broad-daylight and denying it usually doesn't work out in your favor.

Ocala is probably the horse capital of the world, but did you also know that there are 100 ways to die in the Ocala national forest? You could learn today!