Mike and Nathan talk about rats, Arafat Jaradat, the Democratic Republic of Congo,sU.S. special operations forces, junk food, hacking, cholera, domestic surveillance, Justice Douchebag Scalia, immigration, Blackwater, Monsanto University and barbecue-related activities.

Mahler is looking for flying monkeys. Mike and Nathan parse and fuss about Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, CIA agents, British tolerance, The Royal Bank of Scotland, extraordinary rendition, Standard & Poor, CIA torture, solitary confinement, the U.S. post office, the Boy Scouts, and Taco Bell Doritos.

Mike and Nathan discuss topsoil, Syria, Algeria, socks, drones, art, fracking, pipelines, inaugurals, Catholics, unions, Hillary, guns, memory, DNA, and sperm.

Mike and Nathan discuss gang-rape, Current TV, Iberdrola, Internet controls, tsunami bombs, Kim Jong Un, Yoko Ono, the National Defense Authorization Act, John Boehner, the Violence Against Women Act, the fiscal cliff, warrantless wiretapping and undiscovered fortunes.

Mahler bays at the full moon. Mike and Nathan bay at West Antarctica, cyberwarfare, defections, Holy See discounts, 3D queens, Welsh winter vomiting, Purple Urine Bags, and irresistible attractions.