Mike and Nathan discuss evacuating islands, the collapse of the rial, the global bacon shortage, Canadian cheese-smuggling, Big Bird, voter IDs, fusion centers, JPMorgan Chase, American Express, Bank of America, Jerry Brown, gun control and Ikea.

Mike and Nathan discuss 100 million people dying, Arctic sea ice melting, water on Mars, aftershocks, urinatinon, Belarus, damning you own soul to hell, restrictive voting laws, zombie bees, savages, freaking out and other newsworthy topcs.

Mike and Nathan discuss ice in the Arctic, Walmart in India, cannabis in Uruguay, GMOs in France, cyberspace in Iran, Mitt Romney in trouble, and Boy Scout abuse.

Mike and Nathan talk Syria, Tutu, enriched uranium, gene switches, eyes, Hitler, the Democratic National Convention, Citizens United, AntiSec, Navy SEALs and pilot whales.

Mahler howls at the Blue Moon. Mike and Nathan discuss hermaphroditic slugs, nuclear families, white-handed gibbons, Yasser Arafat, Chinese astronomers, Gaza, Romney , Ryan, Tom Head, Samsung vs Apple, and the Recording Industry Association of America.

Mike and Nathan discuss missile defenses in Asia, shale gas in France, a platinum mine in South Africa, a potent variety of cannabis, the last ninja, the Mississippi River, coal-burning power plants, and Augusta National.

Nathan and Mike gab about Syria, Pakistan, Assange, Greenpeace, glorifying war, Somali pirates, UAVs, Paul Ryan, Ayn Rand, evolution and Son of Sam.

Nathan and Mike discuss underground bunkers, Agent Orange, drones, Wade Michael Page, nuclear power plants permits, New Yorks new crime fighting system, Pfizer, Blackwater, Chevron, Curiosity, Jenna Jameson, Larry Craig and chalk.