Mike and Nathan discuss cigarette labels, dementia in prison, Agent Orange, greed, Arctic drilling, Mitt Romney, James Murdoch, Cassava, Fukushima, Baltasar and clouds getting lower.

After a week of silence, Mike and Nathan discuss the Apple flap, desalination, more Keystone drama, Catholic Obama, ejaculation, Rick Santorum, dual-flush toilets, Bashar al-Assad, legalizing drugs, malnutrition, Anonymous, and Greece.

Mahler is fat. Mike and Nathan tighten their belts and discuss the U.S. banks settlement, Rick Santorum's contraception plan, the Proposition 8 ruling, the soldier of the future, Iraq cutbacks, the world's oldest works of art, and the European freeze.

Mike and Nathan react to SOPA, Guantanamo Bay, Standard & Poor, the Keystone tar sands pipeline, Mitt, Newt, Rick, the "Dirty Thirty" and the glazed-doughnut hamburger.