Mahler has been eating a lot of butter. Mike and Nathan discuss Abdul Qadeer Khan, Pakistan, polar-bear cannibalism, Manuel Noriega, Russian rallies, SB 1070, Lowe's and cell phone panic buttons.

Mahler is getting a drone for Christmas. Mike and Nathan discuss Egypt, Japanese whaling, undercover American narcotics officers, Oscar Wilde, throwing feces, Herman Cain, the Muppets, and the world's first college of applied sexuality.

Mahler hates Terry Jones. Mike and Nathan hash over Occupy LA, New York fracking, imprisoning Al Qaeda, US bank profits during the recession, and the unusual occurrence of being incarcerated in a jail named after you.

Mahler is sad for his OWS friends. Mike and Nathan talk about Occupy Wall Street, Anonymous, Prop. 8, Newt Gingrich and China's trade practices.