KunstCapades

While Robyn prepares a Bacon Bobby Biscuit, we spot a dashing flash of coral and faux fur on the sidewalk below. It turns out to be Dawline-Jane Oni-Eseleh! Dawline braves the gondola up to Altitide and settles in for a chat about redactions, studio soundtracks, styrofoam mishaps, stolen stags, corn dog evidence, and much, much more. It's KunstCapades episode 75!

While Robyn concocts a sunblock-slicked tipple in honor of National Picnic Day, we spot curator Claire Frost down on the sidewalk. She loads her bike onto the gondola and up to Altitide for a chat about cross-city collaborations, curious art packets, canned ghosts, catering attire, and much, much more. It's KunstCapades episode 74!

While rumors swirl of the recovery of a lost Giacometti, Robyn prepares a signature silty, mineral-heavy toast. Before too long, and with the help of our high-powered binoculars, we spot the lucky lad on the streets below. It's Charles Villyard, and he's dragging something behind him. Could this muck-covered metal actually be long-lost treasure? Find out the answer to this, and much, much more, on KunstCapades episode 73!

Robyn stirs up the frustrations of yesteryear with the Scream Infusion, a unique nod to Louise Bourgeois. Before long, a flash of pastel polka dots catches our eyes on the street below. With a closer look through the giant binoculars, we see it's Koak! We catch her attention with the call of the alpenhorn, and she rides up to Altitide to talk censorship, art crimes, early influence, and much much more! It's KunstCapades episode 72!

While Robyn's Birthday Backslide cocktail devolves from fine amari to glugs of NyQuil, we spot Martin Machado fleeing a crashed ship. We lift him up to the safety of Altitide (not without a second crash of the gondola variety, alas) to learn more about his escapades as an artist/merchant mariner/commercial fisherman. Our conversation swings from making art at sea, canvas edges, and cold-calling to slide anniversaries, stolen spheres, bungled acronyms, and much, much more! It's KunstCapades episode 71!

While Robyn musters a nod to Manzoni, we spot Muzae Sesay fleeing a smoldering car on the streets below. With our trusty alpenhorn, we manage to catch his attention. He quickly hops into the nearby gondola for a bumpy ride up to Altitide. There we talk studio rituals, theme songs, bad jobs, and much much more! It's KunstCapades episode 70!

While Robyn offers up Forty Drams for activists needing a nap drink, we spy Shaghayegh Cyrous in a flowing coat on the sidewalk below. Following (yet another) gondola crash, she joins us in Altitide for a chat about holiday decorations in galleries, Skype mishaps, name mispronunciations, customs delays, and much, much more! It's KunstCapades episode 69, with guest host Joey Enos!

Robyn serves up a proper drink, with a little help from Duke Ellington, as we attempt to wrap our brains around 2017. We take turns spinning a special wheel we've created to reflect upon this past year's bevy of brassy art crimes, art news, art opportunities, and much, much more! It's 2017 in review for KunstCapades episode 68!

While Robyn braces herself to concoct the notoriously grueling Headroom Hijinks, we spot the purple suede profile of Marcela Pardo Ariza on an 80s playlist-fueled bike ride below. Marcela braves the rocky gondola ride up to Altitide, and we talk long-borrowed furniture, family art phases, equine heroes, Schneemann surveillance, and much, much more. It's KunstCapades episode 67! With guest host Joey Enos, and surprise Mondo Mundi Madness rant by Jerry Saltz.

While Robyn instructs how to mix up a Hungary for Art(/Hungary for Money), we spy Charlie Leese carting bags of rosé on the street far below Altitide. Guest host Joey Enos beckons him up with a toot on the alpenhorn, and Charlie boards the gondola up to the bar. A rousing conversation ensues - covering family artwork, sculptural legacies, doughnut shop doldrums, one unlucky rabbit's foot, and much, much, more! It's KunstCapades episode 66! With Tim's special gondola report from China.