Kyle X Why?

Oh no! In S02E20, "Primary Colors", our best boy Kyle has become regular! That's right, his brain has declined to that of a standard nine-monther like you or me. What could have done this? Maybe Hillary will be able to help! I'm frizzling my leeks as we speak! Also, Lori is writing the theme song for the prom. I don't know.

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You know, people always talk about "jumping the shark" like it's a bad thing. Is it though? What if jumping a shark was just a really cool thing for a character to do? Well, this is Kyle XY S02E19, "First Cut Is the Deepest", and nobody jumps any sharks in it (unfortunately) but something equally ridiculous happens. Is it good? Who's to say? We are, and it is. Thanks Kyle!

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Get outta here, customers! This is Kyle XY S02E18, "Between the Rack and a Hard Place", AKA "Sam and Jordan Talk About Working in Food Service for Two Hours"! Amanda's evil mother has punished her for (????) by making her get a job at the Rack, because it's the only place, and the shift lead that day decided to choose violence. How will Josh and Amanda fend off swarms of angry customers on a busy Sunday with just the two of them? How will Sam and Jordan fend off swarms of angry customers in their nightmares? Find out!

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The Trager Teens really messed up by trying to help their friend last week, so this week they're S02E17, "Grounded"! Kyle has smuggled Amanda into his room, [see title]! How will he keep her hidden from her mom and the nosy Tragers and the nosier Jessi and the nosiest social worker? Seems like there's a lot going on this week, and I haven't even mentioned that there's another Preston's Party happening! I hope Lori gets to go see all her wonderful friends!

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Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Seattle where we lay our scene... sounds like Kyle XY S02E16, "Great Expectations", obviously! It's the Romeo and Juliet episode for some reason, and these households truly are alike in dignity, between our least favorite son Josh Trager and our least favorite mom Carol Bloom! No dignity to be found! This episode isn't the best, but at least Hillary isn't in it, right? Right???

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We weren't able to do an episode this week, so please enjoy this unlocked episode on the bad movie Grease 2 from our Patreon series The Grant High School Exchange Program, originally recorded in October 2019!

This month, for some reason, we're heading to Rydell High to hang out with the T-Birds and the Pink Ladies. It's Grease 2, the movie everyone loves to watch, and remember, and enjoy, and enjoy remembering watching! The songs aren't great, and the fake greaser voices are nails on a chalkboard terrible, but at least the riders are cool. Come join us down in the football ditch as we discuss motorcycle ghosts, sex bunkers, and racism luaus. 

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Another bad one this week! It's S02E15, "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades", and we've cracked the code on what makes a bad episode of Kyle XY. It's Hillary! This is a Hillary episode! She's committed herself to becoming the "Queen of Fabulous" because the writers noticed that all the kids love Sharpay from High School Musical. Hillary is so bad this week that we barely talked about the fact that Kyle can fly now! Ugh!

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Remember before when we joked about Kyle doing a heist with Stephen and Nicole? Well, this is S02E14, "To C.I.R. With Love", and, well. Good joke, us! So, this is the episode where the Tragers do a heist. Like the previous heist episode, it's a little busted, but that's okay. What's important is that Jessi is perfectly fine!

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Some good news and some bad news this week. The good news is that Kyle XY S02E13, "Leap of Faith", is totally off the wall and very good. The bad news is that a lot of it is pretty bad. In this longer-than-most-but-who-am-I-kidding-they're-all-pretty-long episode, we spend a lot of time breaking down what the show does right (everyone except Josh and Nicole) and what the show does wrong (Josh and Nicole). Also, Tom Foss is here, so it's a 100% good episode actually.

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Quick, get inside! It's S02E12, "Lockdown", and everyone has to be inside! Please don't ask why, it's not important. Anyway, now that you're here, want to rehash some boring Leclan drama? (That's what I call Lori and Declan!) Or maybe you'd be more interested in some uncomfortable Jandy content? (That's what I call Josh and Andy!) Don't worry, this episode isn't all bad. Tom Foss is in it! In fact, Tom Foss is in it so good that the episode is actually very good! Thank you, Tom Foss!

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