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Rev up your hands! Roy of the show Roy is joining us to talk about S02E11, "Hands on a Hybrid"! There's a car-touching contest and you KNOW Kyle is going to crush it, so, what else is going on? Stephen continues to get trolled by his terrible boss, Mr. Ballantine. Tom Foss is getting brain tortured which is pretty fun, I guess. Sorry, I wish I was better at hyping things up. Can we get Sideshow Bob in here to take over for me? That guy really knows how to get the party going!
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Get your hacking USBs ready, because we've got a heist this week! It's Kyle XY S02E10, "House of Cards", and our favorite trio of Kyle, Declan, and Tom Foss are going to break into Madacorp. How will that go? Foss is involved, so probably really well! Meanwhile, Ballantine's evil plan to break up Nicole and Stephen's marriage for some reason is progressing for some reason. If only Stephen hadn't left his butt stuff in the hotel room! Come on, Stephen! Anyway, that's gonna do it for this episode description. I gotta get going or I'm gonna miss the Pachelbel's Canon in D 10 Hours concert!
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Finally, an episode for us '90s kids! It's S02E09, "Ghost in the Machine", and Lori has decided that she wants to go see the murder forest - but, uh oh, that's where Zyzzx used to be! What will happen? A bunch of flashbacks to Zyzzx in 1992, it turns out! Will Kyle get a Skip-It? Will Josh listen to *NSYNC? Which Scooby-Doo character is Amanda? Find out the answers to all these questions and more!
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Religion fans, rejoice! We're watching S02E08, "What's the Frequency, Kyle?" and it's another faith-focused episode. William's estranged father is in a coma, but will Kyle be able to talk to the angels in time to fix their relationship? Will Josh finally stop calling Kyle an alien and recognize him as the prophet he is? Will Declan watch The Cable Car Diaries with Lori?! Oh, also, some stuff happens with Hollandaise and Jessi. It's probably fine.
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Three cheers for Moms' Rights! This week we're joined by Helga, one of the two or three people on the planet who have seen every episode of Kyle XY, to discuss S02E07, "Free to Be You and Me"! It's allegedly an episode about gay rights, but is it really? I guess you'll have to ask one of the gay characters on this show what they think! Good luck! While you're looking for one, we'll just be sitting here clapping and cheering for Josh... but what else is new? Haha!
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We've got a wild episode for you this week! It's S02E06, which is genuinely titled "Does Kyle Dream of Electric Fish?" Kyle unlocks a new power and immediately levels it up into a new, less plausible power. It's like late season 1 all over again! I love this boy! Meanwhile, Josh goes on his first date... or does he? No, because he already went on a date in season 1, but also, or does he? Really makes you think... or does it?
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Foss may not appear in S02E05, "Come to Your Senses", but his presence is certainly felt! He's got Kyle doing sensory deprivation to unlock his Assassin's Creed Eagle Vision. To what end? Well, he almost gets hit by a car. Also, Josh commits the ultimate crime: being a gamer. Anyway, who cares about any of that? Our favorite human teen Vampiro is back, and he's running a pawn shop!
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Happy Josh Day, everyone! Friend of the show Val of LMNOP and Zero to Zero joins us this week for S02E04, "Balancing Act", to celebrate the special boy's special day with some fun new theories. Is Kyle a dog? Yes. Is Josh an ancestor of Ben Boykewich? Sure! Also, Thomas Foss's incompetence reaches new heights... literally! Haha!
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What's up, fellow teens? This week's episode, S02E03, "The List Is Life," was ghost-written by Brenda Hampton. Just kidding, it was vampire-written by Julie Plec! Haha! This is our teendramaiest episode yet, and your mileage may vary. There's a list, there's a bonfire, there's the video game of the movie "G-Force", what more could you want? Well, a lot, but whatever! Don't complain too much, unless you want to win the Biggest Diaper Baby Award!
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It took almost a full episode, but at short last we're back at Trager U in S02E02, "The Homecoming"! How will Kyle explain his return to the Tragers? Pretty easily, it turns out! These people will believe anything, no matter how cartoonish. Meanwhile, we've got a new character on our hands, and her name is Slimy XX! What will she do? How fast can she swim? Can she dunk? Will we see the Slizzle Dizzle? Listen and find out!
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