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  • [For Your Consideration]

    Now all of a sudden, i finally could see in the dark ,

    Perfect.

    Welcome backk.

    I told you I was coming.

    Staring down at me,

    The obscenity of your lips on anothers,

    Does it–

    –hurt?

    Get it, or you'll lose it.

    The science of your music is sick,

    Numbers in cadences, worlds and the worlds of melodies

    just Be honest.

    I lost it.

    –Then you really never had it.

    Then you really never had it.

    Then you really never had it.

    Then you really never had it.

    Then you really never–

    Random

    Devious Meth Heads

    Eli Scruggs



    The last time I saw you;

    Remind me;

    How to arrive in a room.

    Dead center

    Tell me why I see everything but you

    Tell me why'd

    I see through you.

    Takesx it back to

    The very last place we met

    The very last place we met

    If we have to

    Dzzr DD as as as as dads dad dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

    {Enter The Multiverse}

    The sky is falling

    Why god would you call on me

    For them to follow me—

    An offering

    Stare—Off in the distance maybe

    Someone save me,

    But hey, it's strange days

    Crazy, it's in the same key, even…

    Must be me

    I might bite the bullet, at least I'm not driving it

    I might like a silver dollar

    But I'm still not buying it

    [this is why I'm hot]



    Kiss me

    Give you time to miss me

    51 - 51 - 51 - 50

    I take six inches

    Grateful what I'm given

    Drive

    Indifference: women _— mistress

    End up in the mystery's

    Have mercy



    lol oh no, what happened .

    My god .

    Need water:

    I'm so thirsty

    Sitting up

    Crunching numbers since

    6:30

    Wear wigs to the poster store.




    up, down goes the axel

    Or axis, as it were—

    Well, aren't you special?

    Or, weren't you then,

    The means to and end were just as well

    Doing it for us,

    As anything is

    Two tonsils, a swift

    Hard hatchet,

    On back of a bathrobe

    Kingdom come,

    Come now

    Wherefore art thou

    Artform?

    All that for a man and a yo-yo

    On Manhattan-bound L-train

    The wrong way,

    But everything changes

    The strangest arrangement has yet to be staked and

    Public is a harder place to be every day

    —

    Let's make it a banger,

    Two thumbs up

    And you're famous

    This is all I ever do on the subway,

    If it's something

    Imagine

    All the laughs you've ever had were fake

    Imagine that

    What if no one's ever seen you without your hat on,

    Sure, stumble backwards and step on me

    Four words for you—

    All your choice, though.

    An actor can manage a handstand,

    After gymnastics.

    Your manager asked for a handle,

    This is a hand out

    Bran, milk;

    We ran out of bread;

    But I could go back out

    Thought you were coming back east,

    But you're stuck in the west now.

    Getting wet now— getting better than ever

    And going to bed at decent hours

    With friends, now

    Aha,

    I got your soul on the watch now

    Every eye to look over your God now

    Take a deep breath,

    Forget it,

    Shut your mouth

    Thought you're going back east

    But your stuck in the south now

    Here's a pink flower

    Have you ever had a raindrop

    Come fall from out of nowhere

    And no one standing over you

    And nothing's ever done about the

    Sorry way you talk about

    Or go on about it

    I'm out west,

    But I parked you north now

    Sound the trumpet,

    One of seven

    Seven dollars

    All awards shows on hold

    For marketing options

    Stop, drop and

    Stop drop and

    Stop drop—

    Take it out of the numbers,

    Swallow them up

    And swallow them whole, hun



    You better be quiet.

    I—

    You just said that to like, 9 Apps.

    #mass surveilenxe

    I'm not even worried about that. Look at this.

    SUPACREE breaks *through* the fourth wall; permanently.

    ACTORS

    *crying*

    Okay check it out.

    What the sketch—

    I broke the fourth wall; it's

    What do u mean:

    I eliminated it. It's gone.

    But then, where do i look?

    Wherever you would normally look.

    Where would i normally look?

    It's just a device. You'll get used to it.

    I won't.

    You will.

    —I won't.

    They won't.

    We won't.

    But! Unh!

    Try now, but less gay.

    How do we know the difference between what's real and what's fake.

    you can't.

    You can't?

    No, you can't.

    But how do we know what's part of the show and what's not?

    You don't know.

    You ‘dont know'?

    You don't know:

    It's life.

    So it just—-

    —starts—

    So, it just starts, and just—?

    You don't know the story, it just happens.

    It just happens—what.

    Around you.

    Like—“around” you?




    Wow. So you came here just for this?

    Yeah.

    I—

    Can you try not to look so devastated?

    *looking devastated*

    No: I—

    Stop.

    Should we have killed this thing when we found it?

    Yeah.

    No.

    Hm:

    Yeah:

    It's bigger.

    It is bigger.

    It's bigger now.

    It's way bigger.

    Should we have—

    Possibly—

    Maybe.

    Yes.

    No:

    idunno.

    ‍♂️

    Anywho,

    The word was “what”

    The time was ‘now',

    The said and done within the hour,

    With such prowess as to around them

    To the most confounded,

    Complex of a

    Pirouette,

    Such a flower yet to be

    Unraveled,

    Or unspun yet,

    Unwound

    Found in the bullet wound

    Of the undead,

    Bloodshed and

    Solid devotion led

    A revolution so

    Destructed

    She was said to be combustible

    If stumbled upon

    Or made to be airborne

    in open flame



    Welcome to Earth's first Hyper Reality Show.

    Are you on it?

    You don't know.

    Don't change the channel

    (Cause you can't)

    We'll be right back after

    These fan-powered ads.

    Fan powered “how”, you ask?

    Well,

    What.

    Okay this is a really bad idea.

    Are we still going through with this.

    We have to.

    W

    We

    Wee

    We can't.

    It's too late, we had to.

    But we can't.

    Too late.

    No.

    How dare you.



    No.

    Noh.

    For God's sakes

    Get this baby out of me now,

    If it's Grey's Anatomy,

    How about an astounding mound of

    Pros and pronouns

    To go and pronounce

    These profound

    Swole glands and nostrils,

    Pockets, protections and

    Dead on arrival,

    The whole sound of beating hearts

    Enough to wake up in the morning

    From such a stuck stutter

    A clusterfuck of rubberduckery

    Debauchery or fuckery

    Flutter to honor your words,

    Your sorry brother in the back shields

    Or the back fields, in the reflection of the

    Knife at your neck against the alter

    Or the blood from under what

    The untouched nothing,

    Story set against the backdrop,

    Of lust long pushed over from rust—

    Are you forward, or falling faster?

    Falling, none—

    Again,

    Nothing breakless

    Heart necklace,

    By product or poached particle—

    Barnacle or blockbuster;

    Practice forecast of ‘therefore,'

    Fair word,

    Fast forward to woke darkness

    And shook offerings,

    Monsters of the tidal and,

    Right you are that there was nothing loved

    And nothing lost

    (A cum soaked art form)

    Arms unbound from a cats yarn,

    Foraged and written from an epiphany since

    Admittedly augmented,

    The reality from which you were watching

    The awesome aspostle,

    As downtrodden some as they once were

    Come up sore and swollen

    from the arms and alms of a lover

    Quick to recover,

    The unborn with certainty,

    That it was her of the omen upon us

    Once unremarkable,

    Your honor was

    Ok, cool.

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    1 hr 43 min
  • {An Hour Long Special}

    Cutting into a kiwi

    Barely conscious

    Waiting on the devil

    to stir up a fight

    Once i take my first bite

    Since the eve of hanukkah

    Or the first night of

    I've lost count, now

    Isn't it awful

    Ought to get right up

    “Tell me,

    What have you?”

    Grain, for the brain and

    Broth for the bitter

    I feel in my throat, but

    It's just getting deeper

    Finally, i”m in the right place

    The race for the right

    (asleep at the left,

    Again, with the devil

    Again, with my head

    Still, there's all the more weakness in the world

    Than there's strength

    Geometric Echoes

    All that, and a can of beans?

    Look, I had a lot going on in there.

    Can you do four more days in?

    Probably–I mean.

    Great, I'll see you in there.

    Yeah, I guess.

    Enjoy your beans.

    yeah.

    You must shield your eyes from the Dead Mouse.

    Look at this.

    What in ThE FuCK

    Bye-bye.

    I'm telling you, this thing is NOT. OF. THIS. EARTH.

    What would you call that?

    ..I wouldn't

    hey , look. I need eight years.

    EIGHT MORE YEARS?

    Yeah.

    Well–how old will you be by then.

    Dead. Dead years old.

    Ftw–

    Over my dead body.

    MEANWHILE

    WAITER:

    Would you like some…Pepper.

    Mm…no.

    What, no pepper .

    No, no pepper.

    I stopped eating bananas for a year because of Skrillex;

    I can certainly stop eatting pepper.

    PeEPpPEERrRRr

    • *

      What?

      Lets g0.

      Ok, I can't hang out with you guys anymore; you're too rich.

      There's no such thing

      There's no such thing as “too rich”

      Tha Davinci Code, Scene at one hour 41 minutes

      Blue-eyed savior…

      Old blockbuster

      Controversy

      Matrimony

      Same as always

      Blue-eyed savior

      Old time movie

      Another blockbuster,

      Controversy

      Conservative,

      Corrupt,

      Same as always

      It;s the last thing that you'd want to know

      But there you are, steady asking for it

      There's no such thing as me anymore

      (when there's no such thing as ‘Cree' anymore)


      What did you do this for

      The last thing you wanted to know

      But you still keep asking,

      asking

      Damn, he's beautiful

      How old is he

      Whose he married to?
      The standard round of questions

      The standard mode of transportation

      Transpose this, I hope

      Or translate it

      Wipe the slate clean?

      I haven't even eaten enough for today

      And it's already raining!

      Why are you complaining?

      Whyare you complaining?

      What are you complaining for

      Don't you are bring me a single tear

      Are we all not eachother?

      Aren't we all eachother?

      Are we all eachother?



      Drowned in the long monologiue along the opera

      Now left all alone, a spiral staircase

      Here I am, or here I come

      To waking

      Here I am, or here I was

      To dreaming




      [An Hour Long Special]



      Isn't it funny

      I havent thought of you, since I thought of you

      Follow the flower

      The ribbons of love

      And the flora of what was forgotten

      But not

      ‘I want one of those to play with'

      A big boy,

      With a big toy

      or a

      Big toy,

      With a nice tool

      Or a hot rod

      Or a hot tub

      You're late.

      I'm always late.

      WAKE UP.

      I'm ALWAYS up.

      Password.

      Fuck. I Forgot the password.

      Password: Flagship.

      Fuck.

      Yes.

      I did it.

      How

      How did you

      HOW DID YOU DO THIS.

      Do, what? I just–

      Good, I made it!

      Oh Good, you made it.

      Go ahead and swallow the bullet you wrote for your valentine

      Burn the letter you wrote to your God,

      Or just as likely mine

      Why I feel sick–

      I only had to die eleven times

      Lets get back to the daily routine

      I haven't been myself

      I've been everyone else between Queens and Manhattan
      This past week

      Lets get back to the daily routine

      Okay

      Poutine and a little ketchup,

      That's darkly dreaming

      Skelotons in my getup

      Lets get back to the daily routine again

      Shall we

      I've never even had champagne

      What a shame

      My life's all wrong

      It's a fucked up world

      and a fucked up song

      Lets get back to the part

      Where we all get along

      (That never happened)

      I just had this song in my head;

      And he's got a scope on the gun

      hidden camera, “you're alredy dead”

      A way new take on a way old song

      But i was just here

      And you were just there

      And I was just there
      And you were just here

      In my head

      I'm already dead

      I just had to check

      End of us

      Left to suffer




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      1 hr 3 min
    • {Without A Trace} (7 Minute Mix)

      I found Waldo at the Waldorf Astoria,

      Glory be,

      I hollered

      “Gloria” for Mr. Morrison to follow me

      “Forward, forward,

      Onward, onward!”

      Into the night with the impolite gang stalkers

      And night watch

      On, but just as honestly implausible and awkward

      As it is comical

      What did you want again

      I saw Santa Claus on the local

      Holdup

      It's too early for menopause

      Ahem

      I can't follow you to a place with no abortion laws,

      You fucking moron—

      Or Mormon,

      Excuse the aftertaste of

      ‘Man, I gotta just start telling people I'm a writer.'

      I just had to pet the kittens—which at first appeared to be just one tiny cat then revealed to be two, by the stranger, who had all but stopped me in the doorway to talk; it seemed of course a little procured—and I must have been followed quite thiuroughly from Whole Foods, to the Guitar Center, and doubling back to CVS—where the man stood at the entryway, a man who at first glance has looked largely like a security guiard, though my red-tinted glasses—which, while dulling the pain from the stress and tension of my current happenstance, also counteracted at least some of the sensory overload I experienced going out and into Manhattan, especially fasting, which I had blamed for the man's sudden appearance at first—Of course, then, however, I more logically surmised that I was probably followed, and that this man was more than likely another agent of some sort; I wondered to myself why exactly besides my way of dressing and courses of action I might have been so interesting; it seemed no law enforcement agency was looking to actually persecute for the tedious petty criminal acts I had been almost required to commit in order to stay alive—and—as it seemed as of late, I had only in my own mind been doomed to the confines of homelessness forever, no matter how bleak the circumstances—and the circumstances were bleak; nothing quite seemed worth it anymore, especially to try in a field in which I had been so numerously ridiculed and perhaps even mocked to the point of failure—where here at least, having not eaten in days, and having the unusual go-around as to what exactly I should spend my money on, or rather—how I should spend it, seeing as there was never enough to get everything I needed at once —and the emphasis was on that of need; I got almost nothing that I wanted, ever, and the totality of my inclement had been spent on clothes that weren't turned to rags, underwear, shoes that would shield my feet from the wet and cold, and of course musical equipment—which one might have equated to a want had it not seemed there was a bounty over my head for whatever reason to continue making music—and there was, some kind of unspoken contract, seemingly between me and God itself, that music was the only thing I had to do; and that even in my undertaking once again of fitness as to somehow accumulate the money I needed for my body contouring and the massive amount of musical equipment and technology I needed, there was nothing I could do but sit and crunch the numbers over and over as to how I could pull off what seemed like a multi-level process—the process od creation without limitations, and self care, where I met at the crossroads with any devil that may have mattered—and of course, where I met this man, cradling two small kittens which distracted me from the act at hand; I was drained, some kind of sick, and had been oversleeping, realizing that in the same way that I was using the fast as waste management, the coconut water that I was using to rehydrate after long hours in the sauna and intense workouts at the gym were wreaking havoc on my bladder, waking up constantly to use the restroom and extending my needs for sleep into the afternoon, at which point I would scramble anxiously in order to ready myself for the day, which always seemed to take more time than it should, considering I simply didn't want to deal with the process of going out into the world—the trek from the ghetto to the mid Manhattan drive had become monotonous and full of obstacles, most often in the form of disgusting individuals in some way or another, or what even seemed to be a cult of annoying and irritating people wearing dirty white Nikes as a show of how powerful a stronghold my exhusband still seemed to have over me— but it did seem to be some kind of excersise, not one which showcased his power, but the power of another entity, which seemed only to be posing as remnicense of him to redirect the intent of whatever cruel hex or curse which had been placed over me. By now, I knew my ex-husband had dug his own grave, that his karma was well on its way and that the powers-that-be would not let slip the hand of justice for what had been done to me, nonetheless in front of my children—no matter what I had done before, or thereafter, I had never deserved that.

      “You're a creator, what do you do?”, said the man

      “Music.” I said, without delay.

      “I know. I can tell. You produce?” He asked.

      “Yeah.” I replied shortly, not entirely distracted from my intention.

      “Me too.” He said.

      “Oh!” I swept; I was much more interested in petting the kitten than speaking about music at all, but at the very least I had it somewhere, probably written on my forehead, that I was a music producer.

      “What do you use?” I asked, or something like that—but now I was fully distracted, as he had revealed a second cat—a black one—to which I was delighted; my life was a little more empty now than even I had expected—I had cut off any connection to the outside world whatsoever and had learned to live without love at all, and yet— the soft and silky baby fur of the kittens calmed me enough so that I wasn't so anxietal, which was probably what I needed anyway—even showing up at guitar center had given me the sweats I wasn't getting, having missed the gym entirely, and it had seemed as though I had always intended to rest on Saturdays, that my new rest days were Friday, as I almost never made it into the gym in Fridays for whatever reason—however, I had given myself a Pat on the back for a 7- plus day gym streak, and had been running myself ragged, and of course, unable to focus—anytime I heard a song at all, I thought about what I needed to create what was considered “placement-worthy music”, or at least, even music that I could palate.

      “I'm in FL studio— what about you?”

      “Ableton.” I said, almost starting another sentence before he cut me off—alerting me to the reality that he could indeed be another agent.

      “I know.” He said,

      “How do you know?” I asked, not so curiously as to irritated that he seemed a little too conspicuous, not ever to believe in such a thing as coincidence anyway.

      “You've got the glasses.”

      “Oh, the glasses. Yeah.”

      “You know, he said, I used to have a pair just like that. Where did you get them?”

      “Amazon, I said, of all the places. Of course.”

      The next few sentences were a wash, but of course, the entire subject matter swirled around the same mottled object— I couldn't seem to wrap my mind around what the point was, but the intent was made clear instantaneously.

      “—Skrillex?”

      “Uh—who's that?” I was suprised myself at the coolness of my own response— it seemed authentic, even to me.

      “Skrillex.”

      I shook my head in ‘confusion'

      “—Skrillex?”

      “I don't know who that is. I thought I knew everybody.”

      “I guess I'm an old head,”

      “Old head,” I chimed “Benga. Rusko…” I was of course being almost openly facetious, almost irritated that anyone dare cohearse an entire conversation if only to bring up Skrillex, the forbidden fruit, the Illuminati poster child with whom I had forcibly cut ties for my own sake.

      “Old school manga, anime—“

      Now I was entirely disconnected— I assumed this person had listened to my podcast, or at the very least been briefed—and in that instance I was relieved by another passerby, a kind woman, also profoundly distracted by the fact that the man had not one kitten, but two.

      I quickly made my escape, and though the man seemed to follow, as the woman watched, I made it clear to the woman that she had done me a kindness, and she stood in the way of his following me down the aisle. I nodded her a great thanks, and swiftly disappeared.

      There is no escape from Skrillex.

      “What the fuck do you want, Sonny?”



      While my heart is thumping

      And my blood is pumping

      I should let you know, honey

      What's going on

      All on autopilot, walking

      I haven't eaten; I shouldn't even be here

      In your honor, an apartment—

      Your birth year in the address

      Remarkable,

      A whole hall of parked cars,

      Cover up the scars with hallmark cards

      And framed arrangements of newspapers

      And Trader Joe's paper bags

      But here you haven't

      Another hot head,

      Studies psychology, but still doesn't get it

      And suffers of course or disassociation

      Cough, without a losenge

      Come unhinged at heaven's doorstep

      Then, walk back to hell

      With the others—

      The blackest of the nnlack in black world

      Where you are

      Where you belong



      I shouldn't even be here

      I haven't even eaten

      I didn't plan to fast, however

      I reached the last straw

      It's all hostile

      A power struggle

      And for once my stomach isn't hungry

      CUse I'm just

      That upset

      Cut off the bad parts

      Cut out the color

      Just to move forward

      Four more, then move past that

      Now you're in our house,

      But the ball's in your court

      The extra small leggings from my Gymshark haul became less of a a stretch, and I felt myselfnsteunking considerably—not that it mattered. Soon without protein, I would once again grow weak— and as always, constantly being surrounded by draining people became more of an irritant than a stressor—but the stressor was this; the coordinator, as wel just as much with any

      one



      Whatever, I'm bored.

      Why can't I have deadmau5

      Cause that's a no.

      Come on.

      No.

      Please

      NO.

      I get sick just on remnicense

      Of his essesnce

      Shit, I should get back to that

      Back to

      MR, EVANS.

      Shit, hide dude.

      Hide WHERE.

      I dunno!

      There's nowhere to hide

      Then RUN!

      I CAN HEAR YOU.

      Oh shit dude,

      Fuck,

      Just open a portal.

      NOWAY, MAN.

      GET IN HERE

      FUCK THAT.

      SHHH.

      There's nothing straight up worse

      Than sensory overload at the Equinox

      Turn off your colors, broski

      Woah slow down,

      I want you love me;

      But you won't

      That cool

      I'm not lonely,

      One thumb

      Hold on to dear life with the other

      Here comes the other one

      Getting to close for comfort

      It's alright

      I got this

      There's no place in the world for me;

      Guess it's back to the dirt for me!

      There ain't no place on earth

      I'd rather be

      Than not on earth

      Where everything

      Is nothing

      Elsewhere

      Everything is everything

      Every single

      Particle of

      Dust

      Let's just demolish—

      —I need some fingernail polish on

      — such a thoughtless—

      Never has a day gone by I ain't thought about

      —what abott it the others—

      —is that all of us?

      —don't let me stop ya—

      Was I interrupting something

      I'm fucking done with this

      HOT SAUCE!!!!!!



      What.

      Oh yeah, this kid again.

      Oh wonder.

      OH WONDER

      !&,$&

      He cracks me up. Check this out.

      What:

      Kid, come here.

      Come over here.

      Is he ok?

      I don't know: look at this.

      Cellphone on my hip bone

      (That hurts, tho)

      Woah,

      Am I skinny enough yet, Sonny

      Fuck it, somebody will love me

      As long as I'm bony



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      8 min

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