chris christie if you're listening to this kill yrself

the little girl counter still stands at 2

00:00:00 - putting the club in bookclub

00:04:00 - spike lé

00:07:41 - how to dodge the draft with bruce springsteen

00:11:22 - the story so far

00:19:45 - Born to Run

00:26:43 - the ultimate tortured soul album

00:33:29 - lyrical miracle

00:44:03 - a town full of losers

00:55:36 - all the little pretties raised their hands

01:04:11 - off you scream into the night

01:14:12 - you could hear the whole damn city crying

01:34:04 - i’ll love you with all of the madness in my soul

01:52:11 - she knows that it kills me

02:00:56 - word’s been passed this is our last chance

02:09:24 - soul engines runnin’ through a night so tender

02:24:05 - knowing when it’s done

02:26:12 - ratings

02:34:16 - what happened next: industry plant accusations, mental breakdowns, and lawsuits

say you can't sleep, baby, i know. that's maggie espresso

00:00:00 - andrew’s fbi guardian angel

00:03:55 - e-girls n’ roses

00:07:59 - gene simmons is an idiot and all of his fans are jaded losers

00:15:06 - In the Mood for Love

00:22:53 - the belle of the cinema ball

00:26:13 - never gonna fall for modern love

00:35:28 - when movies had color

00:43:07 - human like you

00:51:48 - the love we think we deserve

00:56:50 - the ending we think we want

01:08:00 - the slipper conundrum

01:09:09 - maggie cheung, gone but not forgotten…and also not dead

01:18:24 - the reason andrew chose this movie: it’s been a long, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time

01:25:06 - ratings

01:29:06 - allison’s pick for next time (Lorde - Virgin)

just put the fries in the bag bro: the concert: the movie

00:00:00 - stunning

00:02:50 - andrew hallucinates a somehow even weirder version of the movie

00:05:17 - The Song Remains the Same

00:11:13 - gettin the led out

00:15:03 - Dazed and Confused

00:23:10 - warts and all

00:27:20 - backstage freestyle

00:29:45 - mr. page’s daycare center

00:35:11 - robert plant’s cock (The Rain Dong)

00:39:01 - faces in the ocean

00:49:34 - No Quarter

00:51:43 - Stairway to Heaven

01:03:20 - the fantasy sequences or: rock n’ roll peaks

01:12:33 - ranking the fantasies

01:28:08 - blackpilled robert plant

01:32:31 - jimmy “matthew mcconaughey” page

01:35:25 - the reason trevor chose this movie: the novelty and an unattainable past

01:41:45 - ratings

01:43:29 - andrew’s pick for next time (Wong Kar-Wai’s “In the Mood for Love”)

01:46:43 - we should catch up soon!

the book not the movie you fuckin district 12 pleb

00:00:00 - andrew gets a gig writing for stephen a.

00:07:39 - a suzanne collins history lesson

00:15:28 - The Hunger Games

00:20:56 - allison revisits her teenage standom

00:24:40 - the feminist ac/dc fan conundrum

00:30:20 - the hunger games XXX

00:40:56 - gotta go fast

00:55:55 - here’s to you mrs. everdeen

01:17:01 - institutionalized, i could still kill me a tribute

01:23:41 - the prize is i won’t stab you

01:29:16 - redneck hunger games

01:35:05 - "did you hear the japanese call?"

01:37:29 - the reason allison chose this book: modern cruelty

01:43:34 - ratings

01:50:54 - trevor’s pick for next time (Peter Clifton & Joe Massot’s “The Song Remains the Same”)

listen to my podcast tonite and i promise i'll love you forever

the little girl counter currently stands at 2

00:00:00 - andrew pokes the k-pop bear

00:04:14 - trevor pokes the arianators bear

00:07:05 - sonic as a sleep paralysis demon

00:09:56 - trevor hijacks the conversation to talk about the lions

00:12:29 - a long time coming

00:15:12 - a Bruce Springsteen history lesson

00:21:19 - The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle

00:31:33 - the goat conversation

00:38:10 - The E Street Shuffle

00:45:55 - 4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)

01:02:00 - Kitty’s Back

01:06:39 - Wild Billy’s Circus Story

01:12:50 - Incident on 57th Street

01:21:32 - Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)

01:31:14 - New York City Serenade

01:41:35 - ratings (andrew pokes the mars volta bear)

*stares into yr eyes for all 76 minutes and 34 seconds of this episode*

00:00:00 - devil went down to jersey

00:04:07 - Memories of Murder

00:09:17 - the 3 stooges but they’re korean cops

00:19:18 - our best friend song kang-ho

00:25:03 - when violence isn’t enough

00:31:56 - an ordinary killer

00:39:08 - the eeriness of peace and quiet

00:45:32 - jumpscares are cool now

00:57:01 - remember to breathe

01:02:20 - a shark in denim

01:05:00 - the american remake

01:10:23 - ratings

ooooooh flimsy steve, where did you go, what have you seen

00:00:00 - the time i had dinner with lou reed

00:03:55 - the andrew help hour

00:06:54 - a gorillaz history lesson

00:13:43 - Demon Days

00:19:27 - the right album at the right time

00:27:45 - Dirty Harry

00:33:02 - gorillaz on a balancing beam

00:37:37 - taylor swift, goddess of bridges

00:48:19 - Every Planet We Reach Is Dead

00:50:59 - this could be the start of something new

01:00:48 - Don’t Get Lost In Heaven / Demon Days

01:06:22 - flimsy steve’s flimsy politics

01:14:36 - All Alone

01:15:41 - White Light

01:18:08 - Dare

01:21:26 - Fire Coming Out of the Monkeys Head

01:25:14 - El Mañana

01:28:44 - the reason andrew chose this album: the opening of the musical eyes

01:32:45 - ratings

01:39:21 - allison’s pick for next time (The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins)

we call to order the first meeting of this male feminist's support group (no girls allowed)

00:00:00 - daaaaa pope

00:02:51 - the british must be stopped

00:05:56 - wallace & gromit & ralph

00:08:16 - sinners

00:09:16 - a Hole/Courtney Love history lesson

00:16:07 - Live Through This

00:18:30 - artist as subject

00:28:27 - more hooks than a bait shop

00:33:53 - the new girls

00:37:20 - Plump

00:39:55 - riot grrrl

00:54:51 - Rock Star

01:05:52 - Miss World

01:07:47 - where are youuuuuuuu?

01:10:30 - Asking For It

01:20:41 - Jennifer’s Body

01:22:56 - Doll Parts

01:30:08 - could you milk me?

01:33:17 - She Walks On Me

01:37:40 - the reason trevor chose this album: an overdue fascination

01:39:19 - ratings

01:42:42 - andrew’s pick for next episode (Gorillaz - Demon Days)

y'all mind if a white boy speak a lil KO-REAN?!?!?

00:00:00 - fascism comes to our old neighborhood

00:05:28 - trevor predicts the 2028 election

00:11:45 - trump’s je ne sais quoi

00:15:50 - the beginning of bong

00:22:46 - Barking Dogs Never Bite

00:28:54 - laughing through it

00:39:56 - signature bong rips

00:49:18 - homeless, asian michael myers

00:54:34 - actors acting actorly

00:58:24 - conspiracy vs. stupidity

01:01:13 - capitalist malaise

01:07:53 - my bitch wife*

01:13:19 - my sympathetic wife*

01:14:44 - a true first film

01:21:54 - ratings

he doesn't wear a thong in this one

00:00:00 - inside you there are two jazz wolves

00:01:01 - james murphy: the third menendez brother

00:02:33 - allison’s cat, chairman meow

00:04:42 - Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio

00:05:10 - schrödinger’s tim burton

00:08:19 - Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio (for real this time)

00:25:57 - aesthetic superficiality vs. thematic intent

00:32:32 - biblically accurate squidward

00:34:19 - pinocchio covers nine inch nails

00:38:00 - trevor derails the conversation to mock italians

00:42:22 - pinocchio’s james dean phase

00:49:23 - respecting an imperfect vision

00:58:50 - when the whimsy breaks

01:03:13 - dream casting

01:10:56 - yo, who invited the fuckin cricket?

01:15:45 - stop motion glazing

01:20:32 - marcel the shell curb stomps pinocchio

01:23:22 - the reason allison chose this film: a weeb is born

01:25:19 - ratings

01:28:58 - trevor’s pick for next episode (Hole - Live Through This)