This week, Zac and Andrew learn not to do a porn, and that the more church you go, the best good you are, thanks to Broadchurch season three. They also discuss the inoffensive exploits of Sean "Holocaust Centres" Spicer and Alex "Too Dank" jones, and then get all Hayden up in this Christensen.

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Zac, Andrew, and special guest Botchman "Jeremy" McScrewuppington finish watching Movie 43, reminisce over Prison Break, complain about The Flash, and Hayden themselves a Christensen.

Check out Botchman on Instagram instagram.com/jezdogga, and Twitter @jezdogga!

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Zac, Andrew, and special guest Botchman McScrewuppington (aka Jeremy) discuss Movie 43, an exciting new crossover of cinematic universes, Hayden Christensen, and play a brand new game.

Check out Jeremy on Instagram instagram.com/jezdogga, and Twitter @jezdogga!

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Zac and Andrew discuss the artistic beauty of Iron Fist, the Pat-Iraqi, and Hayden Christensen.

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Zac and Andrew discuss what the youths are saying about the podcast, Elon Musk's border wall (on Mars), and Hayden Christensen. Andrew also whinges about the new season of Broadchurch for 20 minutes. Also, trigger warning for rape & sexual assault from 5:00 to 30:00.

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Zac, Andrew, and special guest Jasmine wrap up their commentary of Attack of the Clones with discussions on tomato lifehacks, comical names in the credits sequence, and some Hayden Christensen guy or something.

Check out Jasmine's art at www.instagram.com/jasmineanndixon!

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Zac and Andrew are joined by returning special guest Jasmine to continue their foray through the Star Wars prequels. Hayden Christensen gets a mention, too.

Check out Jasmine's art at www.instagram.com/jasmineanndixon!

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Zac and Andrew discuss the Siluminati, Hayden Christensen, and go on another weird tangent about GamerGate for some reason.

Also, some clarifications: The Angry Atheist wasn't really involved in GamerGate at all (sorry atheists!), and Zoe Quinn's preferred pronoun is they, not she (sorry Zoe!). Yeah, it's one of those episodes.

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Zac and Andrew discuss film themes that give them the willies, James Cameron's magnum opus, griefing in Dark Souls as an artform, and Hayden Christensen.

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Muzak from youtube.com/watch?v=jj0ChLVTpaA.

Zac and Andrew discuss The Witch, books, Hayden Christensen, and who would win in a fight between Nic Cage or Shia Labeouf with a team of bears.

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Follow Zac on Twitter: @TheZBSmith ; and Instagram: @zacbrandonsmith

Intro and Outro Music: Ice Flow by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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