It's not even the baby that causes the stress, anxiety, loneliness, and absolute rage that comes with parenthood. It's all this minute other crap that just doesn't make any fucking sense. 

Like strangers approaching and touching your child. Family using your kid like a game of "who can calm the baby while ignoring everything his mom says"? or the lack of patience you suddenly have...

For 15 years, I have had to defend video games any time someone goes out of there way to make a public spectacle declaring they're the reason for some violent act. 

And while yes, they can be used as a tool for influence, someone doing something horrendous is just that: SOMEONE DID IT. Not a video game. 

 

And please note; while i did complain about lack of parental supervision, parents are not the only group of individuals who are capable of teaching, supervising, and inspiring. Food for thought. 

A year ago, some poster (let's call her Margret) went on a VERY hostile rant about her experience at Disney World and decided to share her conclusion that Childless Couples should be banned. Or was that Childless Women? Or was it because there were long lines? 

Or was it because she took a 3 year old, made him wait in 3 hour lines and didn't have a solid plan to maybe give him a couple naps during the busy day? Yeah...I bet it was more that.

Listen as Amanda dissects the rant and bitches back to Margret. 

Parents will tell you that you have to clean the baseboards in your room, can't sit on the arm of the chair, oil the table after every use, set the table...WHY DO YOU SET THE TABLE?

Does anyone actually do this as an adult? Or have we also realized they are useless chores...so why do them?

Stumbled across a story from 2 years ago that enraged me. Kid jumps fence into yard with 3 dogs he's never met. Kid gets attacked by 3 dogs. Dogs are the ones who get punished. 

If that summary isn't enough to spark a little anger, then just sit back and fucking tune in. With comment from @gretchenmoney.

Listen, whether or not you're a fan of the original or the reboot doesn't really matter. Everyone is now at jeopardy of their favorite show getting a "reboot" that somewhat butchers the original. And guess what, that's angering. It's even more angering when the reboot has potential but the writers and the actors/actresses decide to phone this bitch in. 

SO I'M GOING TO BITCH. Deal with it.

Ever hear about some extended friends breaking up and found out it was over the stupidest thing? Ever wanted to bitch about how dumb it was to throw it all away for something so small and seemingly fixable?

Yeah, me too.

Today is a hard day, and because I don't get the chance or ever feel i'm allowed to really talk about this, i'm taking a moment to talk to my husband on the day he died. 

It gets real. Sorry for the lack of comedy.

Sunshine McBitchFace reaches out in request to bitch about those who quit one way of getting fucked up for another, but brag about how sober they are still. 

Amanda just bitches about how getting fucked up as the only way to have a good time is fucking stupid.

Joe sent an email bitching about the bullshit that Tasty will add to their recipe in the videos. 

"Like, here's a great chicken Parmesan recipe, and everything is going well and then all of a sudden they go rogue and add zucchini or lentils or some shit".

Oh Joe, you've got your topic BITCHED about. (ok...not the best catchphrase..)