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We would like to take this moment to preface with, neither of us will ever commit suicide. That being said, Amanda has chosen drag us all into the scandal that is the Clinton Body Count. Maybe you've heard, maybe you haven't; apparently a lot of people die of mysterious causes when the Clinton's are involved. Amanda has thoroughly researched (googled for 3ish days), the many friends, business associates, or acquaintances of this power couple. Many of whom go on to suddenly develop the urge to commit suicide by unlikely means or place themselves in precarious situations that end poorly. By poorly we mean- they die. You tell us what you think. Is it all mere coincidence? Or is everything that you read on the internet truly fact? Make sure that you read the August book of the month for Smut Club: Bastards & Whiskey by Alta Hensely. Email us in your personal reviews and thoughts at [email protected]. We will read them aloud to the class and give our reviews on August 28th. In the meantime, follow us on Facebook and Instagram, or visit our website: Ladylikepod.com!

Have you missed us?! We're back this week with Smut Club. As per usual, we ramble on for an excessive amount of time before we even get to the good stuff. Which by "good stuff" we mean this episode is NSFW. If you read the book you understand. If you didn't read the book, you're missing out. The main character is assertive and brash and the dirty scenes are real good and dirty, all things that make for a delightful smut book. Some of the descriptive words may be considered a little over the top depending on your comfort level; but overall, we loved this book. What did you think? We want to hear your opinions! Maybe you all read it and think we're weirdos for liking it so much. We get it. But if you want to be a weirdo with us, message us on Facebook or Instagram. Or email us at [email protected].

Somehow, even though this episode is supposed to be geared towards going over our own 23andMe results, Amanda works in a little murder. We start the episode going over how a genetic testing kit led to the solving of an open murder case- The Golden State Killer. Then we read through some of the stories that you sent in for us to share! And finally, we go over our results without any sort of rhyme or reason. Results that you very likely will give zero shits about. Have you taken an ancestry test? What did you think of your results? We want to know! Remember to stick around for our Smut Club episode at the end of the month, July 31st. We are reading Strings by Kendall Grey. Keep in mind, this author does have a little warning at the beginning of her book so beware, pending your dirty book experience, it may be outside your comfort zone a little. But if you're anything like us and you need Jesus, you'll be just fine.

Welcome back Smut Lovers! This week, as promised, Jessica reads her story for your splashing pleasure. Because Amanda warned strongly against it and it was the middle of the morning when we shot this episode, Jessica was nowhere near hammered. But she made it through; broke out in nervous hives, but she lived. What did you think? Did you like/love/hate our stories? Would they be worth finishing? Also during this episode we announce our little summer slow down. We are only going to be doing 2 episodes per month for the summer, but don't worry, it's the two best ones- WTF Wednesdays and Smut Clubs. For the Smut Club book of July we are reading Kendall Grey's first book in her Hard Rock Harlot's series- Strings. She has a warning at the beginning of her book letting you know what sort of debauchery this book contains; make sure you read it first to ensure you are properly prepared for what is to come.

WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT. Only suitable for smut fans, not family or the faint of heart!

It's finally here people! The moment you have all been waiting for! (and we have been dreading). In the beginning of June, Amanda and Jessica challenged each other to each write their own short, smutty story. We managed to meet the deadline and come to you this week fully prepared. And by prepared, we actually mean that Amanda is hammered. But, as to be expected, she provides us with an amazing little story! We fumble through the reading a little but you won't know that as she has some pretty mad editing skills. Let us know what you thought of her story! What would you rate her Smut Club original? Next week, you'll hear Jessica's story! We will post them on our website as well if you are interested in reading them yourself. Also up for next week, Jessica will announce her pick for the Smut Club book for the month of July. Stay tuned for all the exciting splashyness!

Welcome back for yet another week of pure nonsense! This week we determine just how dumb we are. We knew we weren't the brightest bulbs on the tree, but this week we confirm just how dim we are. By taking a super sophisticated quiz, (link below) we determine if we are smarter than a 5th grader. Spoiler: we are NOT! Even when we take the time to think through each question in an excruciatingly long process and put our two adult brains together, we are collectively still not smarter than a child in grade school. Surprise, surprise. Did you take the quiz? Let us know your score! The ultimate Smut Club is next week! We are writing our very own smutty short stories and will read them for your listening pleasure. Split into two parts, they promise to be some of the best episodes ever recorded, possibly. So stay tuned! Or don't. Definitely don't if you're Amanda's parents.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/quiz/2015/jul/14/are-you-smarter-5th-grader/

Here's to hoping this week's episode airs on time! If you noticed that last week's episode was late, Amanda is sorry, she was quite sickly. This week we BS our way through the first half of the episode, as usual it carries on for too long. Then we get into Amanda's WTF Wednesday subject- the Titanic! Will your heart go on? Not if you were on the Titanic, because spoiler alert, a lot of people died. Amanda goes over a conspiracy theory relating to the Titanic that involves the ultimate switcharoo. While the theory is sure to fascinate you it doesn't change the fact that it sunk and we still hate people. Have you heard this theory about the Titanic before? Or is there one you find more believable? Tell us which one you're leaning towards! Email us at [email protected]. Message us on Facebook or Instagram!

This week during WTF is up we get a Jessica's Bird Update. Not familiar with what that is? It's a long, drawn out, and not terribly necessary discussion about her new chickens. Then, Amanda plays us the theme song, which she has readily accessible at all times, and we jump right into the meat of this week's episode-Star Wars! Amanda is obsessed, which is not news. This week Jessica was tasked with watching the first ever movie, A New Hope, and bringing her thoughts and questions to the discussion. She'll admit, It wasn't as bad as she thought it would be, and no, she didn't fall asleep midway through. While she's not a converted fan, she may be less mean about it to the rest of you nerds. We finish of the episode with a small tangent about smokin hot old dudes. Let us know how you feel about chickens, Star Wars, or old guys by emailing us at [email protected]. Follow us on all the things-or just Facebook and Instagram.

Another month has flown by and we've reached Jessica's favorite and basically only reason to be here. It's Smut Club time! This month, the sacred month of May, brought us Amanda's birthday and thus her special request for a book containing Elves. So here we are, reviewing Claimed by the Elven King, by Christina Rayne. By "claimed" the author actually means "kidnapped and held captive". Another case of Stockholm Syndrome presents itself here folks. But since it's a fictional book and elves are awesome we're pretty convinced we would be okay with it too, as long as it comes with pointy ears. There is a decent quantity of the sex we all read these books for, but the quality of said sexytime is lacking. The author provides a really good amount of detail and imagination; we applaud her for this. However, there are some anti-climactic moments and some holes in the story. But in all reality, we're just here for the dirty parts so whatevvs to everything else. Did you read the book?? Let us know what you thought! Stay tuned for next month's smut: our personally written stories! Please, for the love of whatever you believe in, keep your expectations low! Follow us on Facebook or Instagram, visit our website: Ladylikepod.com, email us your thoughts and feelings: [email protected].

Ok, so this will be the last episode (hopefully) that Amanda gets to talk about her birthday. This week she gives us all a recap of her precious birthday weekend. Which will not come as a surprise to Jessica as she was there for the majority of it. These losers went to dinner together then escaped an Escape Room. Which, if you haven't done it, you should, super fun. Then, some genius (Amanda) had the idea for each of us to write our own smut books. So we're gonna. We made up some rules for these "books" and plan to have them ready for your listening pleasure in one month. Jessica seems to think hers will be the greatest smut ever read to man, however, it could just make you bleed out your ears, we'll see. And finally, we discuss porn. Because why not? Amanda watched an episode of Red Table Talk and she has opinions. So we weigh in on the topic of whether or not we think porn can ruin a marriage. Let us know what you think- how do you feel about porn and how it affects relationships? Do you have any ideas or suggestions for things you would like to hear us write about in our very own smut books? Email us all of the things to [email protected]. Or message us on Facebook or Instagram.