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It's finally here. Amanda's long awaited birthday. Don't worry, eventually she'll get bored talking about herself. She has hyped up her birthday episode for weeks now and today she comes in below par with a bucket list. A list of shit she feels necessary to do prior to the 30 year milestone that she will hit next year. Her list is mediocre at best, so feel free to send in suggestions about what she should add. Do you have a bucket list you're working on? Share it with us! [email protected]. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook!

Friendly Reminder: It is still Amanda's Birthday month. As promised, she has ignored all outside suggestions and picked her own damn topic for her WTF Wednesday segment this week. She has elected to go over in extensive, obsessive, grueling detail every aspect of the OJ Simpson Trial. Yipee for us all. Speaking of grueling, take note of the extra length of this episode. She's not even sorry. She even asks her mother to take part. Enter scene: Amanda's mommy, Buffy. And she's not sorry either. Buffy followed the trial closely while it was taking place and regales us all with her memories of the events that took place. If you followed the trial with great interest, Amanda would love to hear your thoughts and input about this week's episode. Jessica could give zero fuc*s and will continue to live under her rock like the Grinch that she is. Remember to check out and participate eagerly in this month's Smut Club! All the info for the book is on our website: www.ladylikepod.com. Follow us on the Facebook or the Instagram- especially if you want to see a bunch of pictures that get shuffled around loudly and poorly described in this week's episode.

Welcome to the Month of May! A very important day happens in May- Amanda's Birthday! If you had forgotten, rest assured you will be reminded multiple times. As usual during the first episode of the month we announce the Smut Club book of the month. Amanda's first birthday wish has come true- Jessica was able to locate an Elven themed book for Smut Club. "Claimed by the Elven King" by Cristina Rayne. Then, because Amanda has a weird obsession with death, she has chosen a super cheerful theme for your listening pleasure this week. Basically, we take the better part of an hour to plan our own funerals. While we won't be attending these events per se, we feel it is necessary to ensure they are celebrations to be remembered. We go through everything from venues, to what food will be served, to what music will be played. Likely all things more akin to a wedding; but we do what we want. And yes, Jessica is still sick. Someday she will grow up and figure her shit out. But until then, pretend you don't hear the coughing. Next week is WTF Wednesday!! Don't bother submitting requests, (I'm sure you've already forgotten, allow me remind you) because it's Amanda's birthday month and she is going to pick something she really wants to do. Whether it will bore you or blow your mind, that is yet to be determined. Until then, visit our website: ladylikepod.com. Or follow us on Facebook or Instagram.

Jessica is back from vacation and there were no pina coladas to be had. The vast knowledge she gained from her trip: never, under any circumstances, take a toddler on vacation. But most importantly: It's Smut Club Beeetches! The last week of the month we dedicate the episode to the Smut Club book of the month. For the month of April we read the book Claiming his Mountain Bride by Madison Faye. You guys. This one was a winner. Jessica did good. Finally. The plot is that of a typical smutty book, meaning we can poke a whole lotta holes into it. But it's okay, because the sexytime parts will get you enough hot and bothered to make up for it. The word c*m comes up (pun intended) frequently in the book, and therefore it is not entirely our fault that it also makes an appearance frequently during our episode. If you have sensitive ears listen with caution. We rated this puppy a 4-4.5 on the Splash Factor scale. The fact that it is the first book in a series of many could potentially make up for the last couple flops we've chosen. Let us know what you thought of the book this month! Did you love it? Hate it? Can't wait to get splashy reading the next one? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Facebook or Instagram.

With a title like that what could this episode possibly have in store for you? Nothing even remotely related, that's what. You will soon find out that Jessica is on vacation, hopefully getting her fill on smutty books for upcoming months. Which brings us to our final reminder: Smut Club is next week! Make sure you read the April book of the Month: Claiming his Mountain Bride by Madison Faye. It's a good one! Meanwhile, Amanda is still having difficulty with the asshole ghosts that live in her house, as well as the assholes that live next to the house. For the main course of this week's episode, we do the Google Autocomplete Challenge. The focus of the challenge is on Women in general. Seeing as how we are both women we find we can qualify ourselves as experts on the subject and therefore answer said questions with our expert opinions. Feel free to message in and let us know how right or wrong we are! We thrive on criticism; constructive or otherwise. [email protected]. Facebook. Instagram.

Welcome back to another WTF Wednesday! Amanda wows us all this week with the fantastical wonders of the sophisticated television show The Simpsons. Apparently the dude that wrote the show travels through time for the sole purpose of entertaining us all with quality animation and intelligent characters. You may recognize some of the instances that she mentions, especially if you are relatively up to date on random world events. However, if you live under a rock like Jessica, you won't have any idea what she is referring to the entire time. Then, we get a creepy little preview of a future episode that may or may not pertain solely to the fact that Amanda and her house are haunted. Let us know what you think of this week's WTF Wednesday- Do you believe in time travel or do you think they were all coincidences? Email us at [email protected] or follow us on Facebook & Instagram.

We announce the new Smut Club book for April and Jessica promises it will be a winner; sure to get you all sorts of hot and bothered. Claiming his Mountain Bride by Madison Faye. Can't go wrong with a title like that, amiright?! WTF is up? Jessica is as passive-aggressive and a smidge whiny as usual, and is also confused how budgets work, (not her fault). Amanda got hit on at the casino which leads her to do some "research" on Craigslist. Don't worry, you'll be at least mildly entertained. Let us know if you are any of the people we read about on these semi-creepy ads! Or if you have experienced a similar situation, we would love to be creeped out with you. Next week is WTF Wednesday! If you are particularly interested in something weird (and likely super fictional) email us at [email protected] and Amanda will do all the research work for you and we can talk about it next week! Otherwise she will come up with something to bore you with on her own. Like us on Facebook and follow us on Instagram!

Smut Club returns this week with our overall review of the March book of the month: Once Burned by Jeaniene Frost. We had some requests for a vampire book and after reading through what she thought were a sufficient amount of reviews, Jessica chose this book. We gave it an okay-ish rating as an overall book but it was low on what we all want: dirty dirty smut. The main character had some good internal dialogue and the storyline was interesting enough. In the end we deemed her too whiny and overly dramatic to care about reading the next book in the series. Did you feel the same or can you not wait to pick up the next one? Let us know what your thoughts were! Jessica is on the hunt for next month's Smut. She promises us something good and dirty, reminiscent of our Bayou daddy. Have a suggestion? Do tell! Stay tuned next week for next month's trashy book. Follow us on Instagram or Facebook. Check out our website: ladylikepod.com. Or email us at [email protected]!

Top of the morning to you lassies! This week we recount our St. Patrick's Day shenanigans for your listening pleasure. And also so you can learn something from our mishaps. Basically, we're definitely not irish, and we're old and shouldn't be left unsupervised downtown. Let us know if you partook in any green beverages in honor of a different nationalities holiday! Then, because we haven't bored you enough with our incessant questionnaire episodes, we have elected to do yet another form of interview. In an effort to not have to talk so much about herself, Jessica interviews Amanda as though she is Jessica. Confused? Join the club. Listen and let us know if you remain confused throughout or if you eventually figure it the eff out. (Don't worry, you will, it's not so hard). Next week is Smut Club!! As a friendly reminder, the book is Once Burned by Jeaniene Frost. A (hopefully) smutty book that includes vampires-as requested by Amanda. Read the book and submit your review to our email ([email protected]) in time for next week's episode! We would love to hear what you think!!

Another WTF wednesday is upon us! If you, like Amanda, believe everything you read about on the internet or have all kinds of faith in YouTube, then you may also believe the nonsense that she spews this week. Listen closely as she tells us super believable, albeit spooky, stories of people's encounters with Skinwalkers. These creepers, while being a top secret Navajo superstition, apparently don't discriminate and will spook anybody open to spooking. Let us know what you think about this week's WTF topic, or tell us what you would like Amanda to do a bunch of research on for you next time!