Stories this week include:

• Paranormal investigator stalks man walking dog.
• Marketing firm hires emotional support clown.
• Builder deposits smelly treat in homeowner's chimney.
• 'Mouldy Prison Cell' ad campaign was 'misstep' admits holiday camp.

Alex regales the listener with tales of daring toilet escapes...

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Stories this week include:

• SNARL splinters.
• Holidaymaker outwitted by claw machine.
• Harry Redknapp enjoys meatballs.
• Former children's TV star victim of revenge attack.

This week's episode is sponsored by Centre Parcs and TripAdvisor (because, why not?)...

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Stories this week include:

• So-called expert injured after tampering with sex robot.
• Missing dog last seen running off cliff.
• Waitrose customer upholds stereotype.
• Heinz unveils range of austerity products.

This is a local podcast for local people; we'll have no trouble here.

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Stories this week include:

• Couple experience miraculously visitation during celebratory meal.
• Emotional support panther seen boarding plane at Bournemouth Airport.
• 'Demon In A Box' the must-have toy this Christmas.
• Amateur zookeeper skips town

Rob imparts his wealth of feline knowledge...

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Stories this week include:

• DWP website signposts benefit claimants to jobs as village halls.
• Former fast food mascot believed to have amassed band of street urchins for criminal endeavours.
• Teen finally secures date with family cat.
• Pregnant hedgehog denies attending Conservative Party Conference.

Warning: This episode contains explicit Jacob Rees-Mogg related content.

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Stories this week include:

• Lotto loser implicated in hot cauliflower cheese altercation.
• Mum celebrates son's 21st birthday by opening tin of vintage baked beans.
• Medical expert advises women against sex games such as 'hide the chocolate'.
• Squirrel given wheels.

Someone celebrates a significant birthday...

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Stories this week include:

• Deviant refrigerates McDonald's burger for later.
• Metallica prevents another cougar attack.
• Airline approves the use of miniature horses.
• Giant's burial ground discovered in Wiltshire.

The Blue Lagoon dream is dead...

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Stories this week include:

• Boyfriend forced to concoct fanciful excuse for disappearance of partner's dog.
• Paranormal investigator claims he was chatted up by haunted doll.
• Serial excreter to star in new six-part documentary.
• Police p-p-pick up a suspected trespasser.

Alex reveals his aspirations of becoming a newsagent...

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Stories this week include:

• Banksy suspected of holidaying in Skegness.
• Westlife reveal beloved turnip gifted by fan.
• Massive phallus spotted exiting plane.
• Postman criticised for attempting to slam-dunk parcel into wheelie bin.

Rob prepares to emigrate...

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No headlines this week, so just imagine Jon Pertwee buying pick 'n' mix from Woolworths in the 1980s...

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