Stories this week include:

• Reveller resolves to move in with canine lover.
• Spider takes hostage in stand-off with armed police.
• Papier-mache floral horse head left in hotel bed.
• Funfair gifts man stolen dodgem after slow and pathetic chase.

We prepare for Alex's one-man show 'Blow My Recorder'...

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Stories this week include:

• Raging santa delights ravers.
• Local man has eggceptional breakfast.
• Unconfirmed rumours citing Les Dennis as true identity of Banksy quashed.
• Prisoner forced to endure Bambi like everyone else.

Merry Christmas, one and all!

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Stories this week include:

• Customer suspected of foul play.
• A taste of paradise invokes Christmas rage.
• Passenger whip-round raises money for replacement plane.
• Brighton & Hove City Council refuses to deny knowledge of surveillance pigeons.

We introduce the concept of 'gulling'...

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Stories this week include:

• Desperate woman milks cat.
• Hotel chain rues lack of trained dolphins.
• Existential crisis halts court case.
• Proud couple reveal devastating wildfire to friends and family.

We have a treemendous Christmas planned...

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Stories this week include:

• Man with nine life-size dolls struggling to find love.
• Cyclist with newly purchased mattress seduces big cat.
• Dutch man wastes everyone's time.
• Zoo sells off animals after Lego sculptures prove more profitable.

We devise a new zoo-related feature...

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Stories this week include:

• Good samaritan gets lost in pipe organ.
• Rural town experiences unprecedented humvee showers.
• Police build case against Lego thieves.
• Hospital demands correction from newspaper stating patient was not entirely covered with human faeces.

Alex attempts a Ecuadorian accent...

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Stories this week include:

• Woman involved in bee-zarre incident.
• Dilapidated holiday park blames customers for exposing shortcomings.
• City abandons artificial-moon plan after length of extension lead proves unworkable.
• Shopper who discovered cooked mouse in bag of rice told 'consider yourself lucky' by supermarket.

Alex attempts to wrangle the peacock...

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Stories this week include:

• 'Exotic' zoo opens plastic lawn ornament enclosure.
• Galleria dell'Accademia banned from Facebook over pornographic depiction of David.
• Ungrateful swan mocks fire brigade.
• Bank robbery ruins perfectly good game of Cops and Robbers.

RIP C*cknose...

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Stories this week include:

• Recently discovered collection of vintage porn magazines takes some beating admits owner.
• Ryanair introduces first hail and ride domestic service.
• Police left stumped after driver fills entire car with tree branches.
• Lady Godiva wannabe gets haircut.

Now with extra recorder!

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