Stories this week include:

• Heroic boyfriend defends partner by throwing pillows at fox.
• PETA swoop to rescue already dead duck killed by boy.
• Sisters spot pensioner 'enjoying the view'.
• Company owners forced to apologise via news conference after employee repeatedly ordered lunch 3 mins early.

We suggest an alternate ending for Last of the Summer Wine...

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Stories this week include:

• Beloved family pet starts sh*tting in woods.
• Mastermind behind elaborate mail fraud finally unmasked.
• Drunken raver left feeling sheepish after opportunistic theft on way home.
• FA Cup Final interrupted by mythical beast in local river.

We ask the burning questions about the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah...

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Stories this week include:

• Woman takes photograph of literally nothing.
• Con artist ensnares elderly parents in lost car scam.
• Local sh*thole ruined by royal wedding detritus.
• Child stranded in Bali forced to hitchhike back to Australia.

The Roland Rat impressions make an unwelcome return...

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Stories this week include:

• Peanut-addicted badgers lay waste to Scottish castle.
• Coconut arrested on suspicion of electoral fraud reduced to husk of former self.
• 'Equestrian Escorts' website shut down by police following multiple complaints.
• The 'Magnetic Rice' diet has attracted the attention of Millennials.

We discuss the greatest decade...

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Stories this week include:

• Coleslaw sandwich eating burglar comes to sticky end.
• Honeymooning couple embark on once-in-a-lifetime trip to Torquay.
• Thug assaults man, swims to France.
• Robbing hoodies have bow and arrow confiscated by police.

Rob goes AWOL...

We discuss the latest release from Faecal Matter...

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Stories this week include:

• Motorcyclist stopped for speeding informs police that he has transcended the constraints of Road Traffic Law.
• Mindless vandals target bug hotel.
• Richard Madeley claims Gallagher brothers burgled his house.
• Local 'zoo' forced to question the authenticity of vulture bought in car park.

We discuss the latest release from Faecal Matter...

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Stories this week include:

• Massive hologram of Vladimir Putin wins election by landslide.
• Thamesmead Swan Patrol disbands after failing their sole objective.
• Freezing temperatures results in Southeastern trains running with minor delays of up to five hours.
• Operation Takahe investigating the disappearance of the White Rabbit of Barnes Bridge.

Alex and Rob take a turn for the worse...

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Stories this week include:

• Country Park Assistant Ranger refuses to give up on the fairies.
• Romantic proposes to Pineapple in Greggs the Delicatessen.
• Joker brandishes sausage roll in offensive manner.
• Loyal emotional support hamster meets unceremonious end.

We celebrate the passing of another year...

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Stories this week include:

• Jack Sparrow impersonator marries ghost of 300-year-old pirate.
• French police bring abrupt end to simian sightseeing trip.
• Man armed with slip of paper attempts post office robbery.
• Camel beauty contest organisers reluctantly drop swimsuit round.

We are still trying to raise money to replace our defunct microphone. Please donate what you can here. Thanks.

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